George

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
-- Steven Wright
Blurb of the month:
I would like to take a moment to thank everyone in my life both past and present for helping me to grow into the happy, well rounded person I am today. Some of you I will know for decades to come and others I will never hear from again; you are all a part of who I am. To all of my family, friends, acquaintances, enemies, and old flames: thank you. I may not know or even remember some of you in ten years, but I will always carry all of you with me. Life is not about the journey. It's about who you travel with. :)
Song(s) of the week (or whenever I feel like changing it):
Awesome link of the month or so: The best April Fool's joke I've seen in a long time!
I know this survey is 4 years old, but I'm still not changing it. It's too much work and I'm lazy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: George Sullivan
Birthday: Feb 14, 1983
Birthplace: VA
Current Location: Tucson, AZ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: I'm Irish and Korean
The Shoes You Wore Today: Purty white ones
Your Weakness: I dunno, my knees? If you break them, I don't think I'd be able to do a whole lot.
Your Fears: Someone breaking my knees
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, pepperoni, and a bit of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To live long enough to set a goal for next year!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" and "haha"--I'd cut back if I could!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I DON'
Thoughts First Waking Up: I pop right out of bed and greet the world with a smile! Or not. It's more like "Motherfucker, where the fuck's that fucking snooze button? FUCK!"
Your Best Physical Feature: I've got this one monstrous red eyebrow hair. Seriously! It just about comes down past my eye. It normally stays hidden, but I'll never cut it. It's like the chia pet I never had. I named him Sparky.
Your Bedtime: When I manage to fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My roadtrip from Iowa to Texas, then up to Vermont back in college. Those were the days...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, baby!
MacDonalds or Burger King: There's a reason they call it Burger KING!
Single or Group Dates: Either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea? What's tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on my mood
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, totally
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Shower Daily: At least once a month!
Have you Been in Love: Hasn't everyone?
Do you want to go to College: Been there, want to go back!
Do you want to get Married:' Depends on the person
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that I'm God, so I'd say yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on those damned spinny whirly rides
Do you think you are Attractive: I've got hangups like everyone else, but yes I do. Thanks for asking!
Are you a Health Freak: I'm on the angus diet!
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my parents.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh hell yeah! I stay up to watch em.
Do you play an Instrument: I was *this* close to making a skinflute joke, but then I realized I'd be calling MYSELF gay. lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A few hours ago
In the past month have you Smoked: As I type this!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I would have to say yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, though oreos are quite tasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: I gave a speech :)
In the past month have you been Dumped: I kinda dumped someone I'd been seeing for a few months, but she was nuts! I swear! I still feel a little bad about it. :(
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Oh why not, sure!
Ever been called a Tease: Once or twice
Ever been Beaten up: Naw. I'm a lover, not a fighter!
Ever Shoplifted: Probably, can't remember right now
How do you want to Die: Old, after I've sucked the life out of my middle aged kids by running into shit around their house in an electric wheelchair for a few years
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Aw hell, I already want my childhood back.
What country would you most like to Visit: Fuck a single country, gimme all of Europe!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Eh
Favourite Hair Color: Sure
Short or Long Hair: Depends on whether or not she takes care of it
Height: If I can't use her as a footrest, I'm cool.
Weight: Preferrably less than me, but not too much!
Best Clothing Style: The kind you buy in a store
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, I'm a puss
Number of CDs I own: Quite a few
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: Sorry, nope
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There are things I kick myself for sometimes, but I don't regret anything. It's all helped to make me the person I am today
The Truth
what time is it right now?: About 1030 at night
what are your dinner plans?: To not eat another dinner
who was the last person you spoke to in person?: Some guy down in the smoke pit. I know him but I don't remember his name
can you remember your dreams easily?: Not usually, but when I do they tend to be a big deal
what is your favorite word?: I'm not fucking answering this fucking question. Fuck.
who do you call when you need friendly advice?: I don't need advice. I'm a fuckin MAN!
do you live in the same state you were born in?: I'm not even in the same country!
how many long-term relationships have you had?: I think this makes 3 1/2. Don't ask about the 1/2, there was this sheep involved and things got kind of nasty in the end.
non-drinker, social drinker, or ridiculously alcoholic?: Social
You have 5 bucks to spend at the gas station. what do you buy?: Those beef + cheese stick things in the plastic wrap that's so impossible to get out by hand that you end up throwing the entire thing out the window. They're fuckin delicious
is sex a more physical or emotional act for you?: Both? Is both okay?
who do you miss the most right now?: Everyone I know who gets to be in the freaking states!
do you have an addictive personality?: I'm not addicted to things, they're addicted to me. I'm just a generous guy and I make sure that I spend plenty of time with em each day.
would you rather eat 5 bloody scabs or 10 habinero peppers?: What the fuck? What kind of a stupid ass survey is this?
do you like your job?: I like my job, I just don't like some of the people in my job. I'm sure most people are like that.
are today's kids getting a worthy education to succeed later in life?: That depends on whether or not you can afford private school
are you friends or enemies with your last ex?: I wish a whole lot of death upon my exes. I'm sure I'm not asking too much.
cell phone: text or "just dial the numbers and talk, dammit!" ?: I'm a text whore.
how many hours are you on the computer a day?: I'm not even going to respond to this.
if you knew today was your last, what would you tell everyone?: I would have a gigantic orgy.
what song inspires you?: Depends on my mood. I've been listening to a lot of Phil Collins and CCR lately.
soft kisses or intense, sweaty make-out sessions?: I like goats.
what was the last movie that made you cry?: Men don't cry.
tom cruise: what's your opinion?: He's hot.
drugs: just say no or give me more?: I'm a little drug-free pansy bitch
how many letters are in your entire name?: 14
who was your favorite fraggle?: Huh? They had names?
cats or dogs?: Dogs, totally.
what is the meaning of life?: I didn't know if this survey was created by a teenager until I read this. What kind of a stupid assed question is that? The meaning of life. I should punch you for asking.