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Chen

Cripes!

About Me

In all the time I was growing up, I only saw Dad cry two times. After the first time, I didn't say anything. But after the second time I left a note on his dresser saying, "See a psychiatrist." I don't know if he ever did, but at least I didn't see him cry again. - Jack Handey

Chances are I am just like you, trying to find happiness. I love to do things like people watching at airports and malls. It may sound lame but if you pay attention you can learn a lot about ourselves. I love music. I try hard to appreciate/respect every type of music thats out there. It's pretty tough, though, 'cuz there is some awful stuff in the world today. I also love free food and new socks.

If this is your first time to the Chen Profile, read a blog or two, comment, yadda yadda yadda. If this isn't your first time here, let me know what I did to make you come back so I don't do it again. All joking aside folks, thanks for wasting 5 minutes here at my little corner of the interweb.

The Rules of MySpace, by David Creamer:

DO…Make contact. If you want to be my friend, add me, and if I already know you, I'll accept the request. Within a few days of that request, please make some contact with me, whether it be via message or comment. Don't put me on your list just to get lots of friends.

DON'T…Complete endless surveys. These are dumb, and written for teenagers by teenagers.

DON'T…Overuse bulletins. Bulletins should be used to spread the word about an event or give information to everyone on your friends list. Keep in mind that all your contacts could be reading this, and most couldn't care less about the last time you snuck out of your parents' house.

DO…Change your password. As if the bulletin space wasn't cluttered enough with stupid surveys, many of you still haven't figured out that someone has hacked into your space and is posting bulletins in an effort to infect everyone else's space.

DON'T…Ask me to visit your page. There's nothing more irritating than when a person informs you that they have changed their page and they want you to check it out. People will check it out sooner or later.

DO…Use messages. Please don't try to carry on a conversation with me via comments. I don't know why this bugs me, it just does. So many people think their comment space should be a measure of their self-worth. If you're using any part of MySpace to measure your self-worth, it's time to get a life, right after you let me punch you right in the mouth.

DO…Clean up your page. Some profiles have so much crap on them that my computer almost crashes every time I try to look at them.

DON'T…Post gross pictures. Occasionally they're funny, occasionally I'll delete them. But I don't want a "funny" picture on my comments every day from you. If you're doing this, I will never give you my email address, because I'm sure you send more garbage on email than you do on MySpace.

DON'T…Believe what they're telling you in chain letters. You won't get a bulletin from Tom, so don't repost it thinking it's real. You won't have bad luck if you don't repost a bulletin within 6 minutes.

DO…Learn to spell. "Your" is different from "You're". "Your" denotes possession, i.e. your house, your mom, etc. "You're" is just another way to say "you are". You're very pretty, you're an idiot, etc. Learn the difference between "there", "their" and "they're" since you didn't in the 3rd grade.

I'm not pointing any fingers, although I do have a few of you in mind. These are just a few things I've been thinking about that I think can make MySpace more enjoyable for those of us over 20 years old

My Interests

When I'm not working, going to school, or playing my guitar, I like to catch up on my sitting-around time. Bone Chilly Blog

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie the moment she realizes she has 5 minutes to live...better make it 3 minutes.

Music:

Unless you're local, I don't want to be friends with your band. That being said, I like: John Mayer, Dave Matthews Band, Prince, Maroon 5, Kara's Flowers, Counting Crows, Barenaked Ladies, Elton John, Avril Lavigne, No Doubt, Van Hagar, The Click Five, Josh Kelley, Journey, Hanson, Ryan Cabrera, Lionel Richie, Daryl Hall & John Oates, Shawn Mullins, JT, Hootie and the Blowfish, Michael Jackson, Darius Rucker, Boyz II Men, Stevie Wonder, Rascal Flatts, Nickel Creek, Michelle Branch, Howie Day, Tenacious D, David Gray, Bon Jovi, Ashlee Simpson, Matthew Moon, Ben Folds, Coldplay, Dashboard Confessional, Norah Jones...Last and least, The Clintons .

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Purple Rain, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Wedding Crashers, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Tommy Boy, Phone Booth, Slackers, Super Troopers, Back to the Future, South Park, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Batman and Batman Begins, Strange Brew, Something about Mary, Meet the Parents, Office Space, Baseketball, Saw, Dirty Work, Happy Gilmore, Van Wilder, Out Cold, Fight Club, This is Spinal Tap, Princess Bride, Saw, Jackass, Cruel Intentions, A Knight's Tale, Rocky 4, Saving Silverman, School of Rock, The Ladies Man, Shrek, Ferris Bueller, Blazing Saddles, Goonies, Ghostbusters, High Fidelity, Roger Rabbit, Die Hard, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Orange County, Fletch, Ocean's 11.

Television:

24...My only addiction.

Books:

Anything by Dan Brown, Chuck Palahniuk, or Jack Handey.

Heroes:

BAMF! , Honorable Mention:Saint Hubbins: Patron Saint of Quality Footwear

My Blog

God Rock

Christian Rock is one of the weirdest things I have ever encountered in my life. In my very limited exposure to the genre, I don't think I have heard any song that was really that great. The lyrics ...
Posted by Chen on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

Back for More

Wow, I don't think I've written 2 blogs in one day for a loooong time. Since the last one really wasn't funny and since it went over Levi's head, I decided to write something else. I guess I shouldn...
Posted by Chen on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:12:00 PST

Holy War, Batman!

Gather 'round kids...It's time for Uncle Chen's Story Time:Once upon a time there was a group of crazy outsiders from a suburb of Gotham City (Where Batman lives). We'll call it...Gothgrade. Anyway, ...
Posted by Chen on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:30:00 PST

Oh, what a week.

Alright, so I touched on my new job a little on my previous blog, so I'm sure you all know about my current employment with Columbia Paint and Coatings. Anyway, earlier this week, my boss tells me h...
Posted by Chen on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:17:00 PST

In the car

Alright, I'm going to make a little confession. I wasn't going to say anything, because I didn't think anybody would care. But then I realized...that's why you read, because you care. You are who I...
Posted by Chen on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:59:00 PST

Trip to Seattle (revised)

Folks, I am coming off one kick-butt week in Seattle to bring you a special West Coast edition of the Bonechilly blog. Westsiiiiide! The trip up here was jam-packed full of fun. The audiobook of ...
Posted by Chen on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 06:27:00 PST

..to find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting real.

Yes, I am now in what I like to call, the "real world". Finals are completed and I am finally an MSU alum. Good feeling. So last night, I go out to celebrate be playing a little poker with the boy...
Posted by Chen on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:16:00 PST

Halloween Bloooog

Happy Halloween, folks.  Welcome to my special October 31st bloog.  A bloog is like a blog, but with a scarier name. For a little Halloween fun this year, I went to see the movie "Saw 2".&nb...
Posted by Chen on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST

Someday I'll Be Saturday Night

Tuesday just might go my way It can't get worse than yesterday Thursdays, Fridays ain't been kind But somehow I survive Hey, man I'm alive I'm taking each day and night at a time Yeah I'm down...
Posted by Chen on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:33:00 PST

Tommy Lee may have a big one.....

There are only 2 things I know for sure at the moment. First, I need to write a new blog...like, in a bad way. I need a new blog more than Michael Jackson needs love advise from a Catholic priest. ...
Posted by Chen on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:44:00 PST