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Satan

What killed the dinosaurs? ME!

About Me

I like to edit stuff to make things more personal.

You Are 5x8million% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
But that's probably because you're Satan. How Evil Are You?
I'm known as Satan to many people.
My real name is Christine.
I also have the nickname of Sadie because of my two closest friends in kent. It's because we're Trioists.
Myspace is pretty stupid. I try to not take it too seriously. My friends and I mostly make fun of each other on it. I'm sure you'll be amused.
Just so you know, I have a pretty wicked sense of humor. But I am Satan, after all.
If you actually have an interest in getting to know me, my AIM is GirlySatanFlop if you want to chat. Otherwise, dont think that stalking me on myspace will give you any idea of who I really am. Sometimes I let things out. Otherwise, I dont really care whats on here.
Thanks for the ducks.

My Interests

I like cookies, walks on the beach with my playful hellcat, and death. I also like eating souls, and sometimes babies -- especially with BBQ sauce.

I'd like to meet:

No one. Or maybe you.

Music:

in no particular order, cept the first two =)

Bad Religion, Alkaline trio

Bush, Dave Matthews Band, NIN, Steven Lynch, The Cure, A Perfect Circle, AFI, Against All Authority, Alien Ant Farm, Anti-Flag, Armor for Sleep, Black Flag, Bloodhound Gang, Bouncing Souls, any classical piano stuff, Dead Kennedys, the Descendents, Devo, Dope, Eminem, Enya, Evanescence, Everclear, Flogging Molly, Frou Frou, Fugazi, Godhead, old Godsmack, Gorillaz, old Green Day, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Incubus, Jay-z, Jimi Hendrix, Jurassic 5, old Korn, Leftover Crack, Lords of Acid, Millencolin, Minor Threat, Minutemen, Misfits, New York Dolls, Nightwish, Nile, Nirvana, No Use For A Name, NOFX, any opera music, Opera Babes, Sarah Brightman, Andrea Bocelli, Operation Ivy, Orgy, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Powerman 5000, Primus, Probot, Prodigy, Public Enemy, Radiohead, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Refused, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Rollins Band, Serart, Sick of It All, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Smashmouth, Sonic Youth, Suicide Machines, System of A Down, The Clash, The Code, Mars Volta, Offspring, The Unseen, The Vandals, The Wallflowers, Tool, 3 Doors Down, Chris Cox, VNV Nation, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Wings of Azrael, X, Zebrahead, Thursday, RX bandits, Chocking Victim, Alexisonfire, TSOL, Brand New, Less than Jake, some Rancid, Against Me!, Dropkick Murphys, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Billy Talent. I'm probably missing some but its a start.

Movies:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Red Dragon, Nightmare Before Christmas, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, 28 Days Later and basically any Zombie movie ever made, The Silence Of the Lambs, House of 1000 Corpses, Moulin Rouge, Pi, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, Any Mel Brooks movies, Kevin Smith movies, and there's some more but I'm too lazy to type it.

Television:

TV isnt that great these days. I also lack cable now. This makes watching TV pretty difficult.

Books:

"Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries."

Heroes:

Greg Graffin.

My Blog

guess what

I'm growing my hair long, probably long enough to cover my boobs.I think it might take a while though. Just thought you should know.ha, this is going to take a really long time.
Posted by Satan on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:05:00 PST

random thoughts

She looks like a man in a wig. No wait, that IS a man in a wig."In 18 hours, I can do anything!" -actually, you cant discover the entire human genome in 18 hours. SO THAT MEANS NO YOU CANT. I hate tha...
Posted by Satan on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

Do me a favor

Blow my fucking brains out before I do it first.I thought writing out my problems would help, but I'm just more pissed off and paranoid than I was before.All I really want to do is beat the fuck out o...
Posted by Satan on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:25:00 PST

you know what I hate

When people get fake accounts and post stupid fucking ads for shit that gives you 10,000 viruses on your computer and maybe a few for your life.I hate that they leave them as comments on peoples pages...
Posted by Satan on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

my million awesome friends

I thought it would be funny if I could make a top 24. As it turns out, yes I can. I know everyone on there too! Just think of that....
Posted by Satan on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

I think I hear a WHAAAmbulance

I feel like things arent working correctly in my brain. I feel very chaotic inside. I cant really figure anything else to do besides this art therapy idea I have.I need desire. I feel like I'm walking...
Posted by Satan on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST

I need a room mate.

Apparently I have bad luck.I need a new room mate by the end of this month. My one room mate wants to move back on campus, which means me and my other room mate wont be able to afford living here unle...
Posted by Satan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

holy crap!

Lots of things happened that I didnt mention.I saw Dan Andriano play at the grog shop, and I gots an autograph and a handshake =) The show was great, most of my favorite people were there, and I felt ...
Posted by Satan on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST

i freaked out

I bleached my hair. Not all of it got bleached, so I look like a punk rock star or something. The original plan was to color it some sweet color after we bleached it a ton, but when we washed it, and ...
Posted by Satan on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST

i got bored again. I should be studying.

phase 2 of the nerd project is nearly complete.I thought it would be nice to share what im doing this time.WARNING! NERD CONTENT BELOW!I'm cataloging script numbers for a game called Creatures. I'm re...
Posted by Satan on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:30:00 PST