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About Me

I'm Jazmina Lashae, and a recent graduate at the loveley PCO!!!WOOT WOOT GO PIRATES! Im a proud and hott freshman at the most awsomest college ever Oklahoma State University...yay go COWBOYS! hahaha My whole life has revolved around the military, so technically I dont have a home. Originally I was born and raised partially in Rochester NY..so YAY! My second home away from home will always Be Swansboro, NC. I've lived in Maryland and of course Oklahoma but im ashamed to clame them! Im crazy, loud, funny, I have a problem with snorting when I laugh, I think Feet are funny, Im addicted to cranberry juice, I love chick-fil-a, I adore being a tattle tell, Hate sterotypes, Love wearing n e ones hair but mine,I think acne is a cure,I love all animals,and i wish i could have 2 monkeys name Saba and Cleofus and a Gorilla name CoCo. I have a problem with trusting people, which kind of helps disguse my nosyness. I think pork is disgusting, so im starting a new foundation called "Save the Pigs" , in which im buying an island so they could be guarded forever. I dont like to discuss religion because I love god and jesus, but since your not aloud to question the bible I leave my faith with a "No Comment". I idolize Oprah and Beyonce! I'm weird, but I dont like to conform, its dumb....I guess basically Im a Jazmina~
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jasmine
Birthday: September10
Birthplace: Rochester,NY
Current Location: OkC
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown/Black
Height: 5'5 1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Black..lol African i guess
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops from JCP
Your Weakness: Trust
Your Fears: Watching someone that suppost to be mine with someone else..YUCK
Your Perfect Pizza: Pan...peperonni's, canadian Bacon, extra cheeze
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Staying happy!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! lol its still cracks me up though
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why in the hell is Mike callin me this early?
Your Best Physical Feature: My humps..hahaa SIKE! I dont have one
Your Bedtime: What shoot nuccaz im grown~
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss me, Kam,and Vyrshanda doing our rap!!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi foreva
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hard one..Micey D'z fries..Bk's Whopper..that settles that!
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates probably are funner (not a word but it should be)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: YUCK
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate..cant you tell?
Cappuccino or Coffee: How about a Frapuccino from star bucks?
Do you Smoke: Heckies Naw
Do you Swear: Um excuse you!
Do you Sing: All da darn time...probably right now!
Do you Shower Daily: I hope so...who wants to know?
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes... end the heartache and natural shocks that flesh heir too!
Do you want to go to College: Want...thats not even an option. Imma make that money baby!!
Do you want to get Married: Yea,I know exactly who Im marrying!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Sure..maybe too much!
Do you get Motion Sickness: All the time!
Do you think you are Attractive: No..but after a few drinks i get hotter..trust me!
Are you a Health Freak: Ocassionally
Do you get along with your Parents: Every 3 days
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope
Do you play an Instrument: I try guitar..im gettin a little better now and then
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NOPE!
In the past month have you Smoked: YUCK!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HECKIES NAW!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: umm...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I go all the time!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I dont like oreos...luv girl scout cookies though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sorry never tried the stuff
In the past month have you been on Stage: Um Show Choir..DUH!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I guess you can call it that?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hey! Im not showing ya'll my goodies
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does my moms cd's count?
Ever been Drunk: NOPE!
Ever been called a Tease: NOPE!
Ever been Beaten up: Okay OKay..well see this dude name Alex Moore...7th grade had the advantage. I still got the bruise on me knee. Oh ..imma find yo a**
Ever Shoplifted: NO!
How do you want to Die: Slow, so i can just take in the fact that life is not worth it!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A lawyer or Journalist..yup yup
What country would you most like to Visit: America? lol umm England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black/Dark Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short...cant be longer then mines..i getz jealous!
Height: About 5'7 and up
Weight: about 140 and up
Best Clothing Style: just whatever expresses them. But not all black and stuff cause...
Number of Drugs I have taken: WHAT! Im on anti depressants..does that count?
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: 2 for now
Number of Tattoos: none!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Greed: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths. How Sinful Are You?
You Are Lemon Meringue Pie
You're the perfect combo of sassy and sweet
Those who like you have well refined tastes What Kind of Pie Are You?
Start Hunting For That New Apartment
You two are ready to live together - and probably have been for a while
You're a perfect match, even if you don't agree on everything
What's important is compromise... a skill you and your guy have mastered
So head out to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. It's time for your new life together! Should You Live Together?
You are a Great Girlfriend
When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful
But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself
You're the perfect blend of independent and caring
You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too! Are You a Good Girlfriend?
WHAT YOU REPPIN
Eastside or westide? East coast lol
Crips or Bloods? CROODS! lol Sike gangs are lame...make no since!
Yankees or Redsoxs? Yankees
2pac or Biggie? 2pac
Game or 50 cent? NEither...Kanye West duh!!
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER GO
Disney world/land? Disney World
Six flags or Kings Island? Six Flags
Shell or BP? Shell
Football or baseball game? Football
The park or the store? The park
Walmart or target? Walmart
McDonalds or Rallies? McDonalds!
WATS YO FAVORITE
Color? Purple
Song? "Cry me a River" by Ella Fitzgerald
Food? Corndogs, Cheesburgers, Chicken, Cabbage
Movie? Napoleon Dynamite
T.V. channel? Mtv, Bet, Liftime
Artist? Kanye West, Mario,
Sport? Marching Band..hahaha
Clothing brand? South Pole
WHEN IS...
Yo birthday? September 10th
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN TOU HEAR...
Eminem? Peanut or Plain?
Bologna? My bologna has a first name its O S C A R
Hott? Terrel Owens, Michael Ealy,
Orange? GO COWBOYS!
Real World? Hahah Corral my girl!
Fuck? Excuse you?
Jack? Jack A**
Cucumber? skip!
Hip-Hop Kanye West...i love u Kanye!
Uniform? Military
Unicorn? Wow
Rainbow? GOLD? GAY? GRILL FROM THE GOLDF
Clown? IT
SEXI SURVEY..
1.Sexi nickname? JAZZY MAMA! lol I just made that up hahaha
2.Zodi. Sign? Virgo like Beyonce and Ludacris and Nas
3.what makes your toes curl? um when im really cold, but then my foot cramps and...
4.what makes you light headed and flusterd? My parents confuse me all the time...lol
5.What makes you scream? Candyman! AHHHHHHHHH!
6.In one word describe your personality? *CRAZY*
7.Fav. love song Ride for you by Danity Kane
8.Friends or boy/girlfriends? friends
9.Laid back or party animal? I really am not sure yet
10.Get Crunk or get laid? Get crunk
11.Best place to be kissed? At a wedding that you paid billions of dollars for
12.Worst place to be kissed? in a bathroom
13.Longest relationship? Umm... lol do i really have to answer!
14.STD or prgnant? OMG! loll STD like crabs or something that goes away! lol
15.Give head or get head? HAHAHAHA!HAHAHAAH! MUHAHAHAHA
16.Bottom or top? OH MY LORD!
17.Pooh bear or scooby doo? Pooh Bear!
18.Gansta or pimp? Pimp...duh
19.Gift from boy/girl or quality time? Quality time
20.Fav. body part? Eyes
21.Cater to you or cater to me? How about we cater to eachother?
22.Life alone orwith somebody u dont love? Alone please
23.Best place for sex? Um a bed with 2 billion dollars in it! lol
24.6 or 9? WHAT!
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My Interests


Music is my numba oneMusic has always been my life. Im always in choir or something!! Did show choir 2years..and i think its my last year of music life. I love writing...reading..anything sad and depressive. I love trying to play my guitar...its so hard! lol I like looking at everything in reverse and figure out every side. I love Colorguard..I would be nothing without my rifle. I started out a CG for Swansboro High School..we was undefeated....ya digg!!! I rep for dem rifles! lol I dunno weird huh? Shopping is the most funnest thing ever! I love buying clothes and purses! lol PURSE FREAK! Like making jokes..crakin on people..and actin straight stupid with my friends. Love cross country...its painful. Love dancing!!! And I LOVE MOSES HOGAN! R.I.P!There is nothing Hotter..than the beautiful girls from..SHOW CHOIR! WOOT!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Kanyizzle! I spent so much money and sacrificed my job to see him. I love Kanye so much, and I advise everyone to join his fan club...in which I am a member of! I just want to meet people who are real, and aren't ashame to be who they are no matter. Oh and Maurice Green wouldnt be so bad to meet either!

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Music:


I love so much music i cant pic a genre! My favorite artist right now are..Kanye West, Common, John Legend, Chris Brown, Beyonce forever!!, jay-z, Weezy lol, Keezy, alot of folks i dunno. Just whatever is tight or has a dance like "walk it out" "gone jig w/ it" lol u know! Old/new/whateva! Oh and i love Ella Fitzgerald! Weird but true..very true!

Movies:

Matrix...every matrix eva made. Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2! um...Meet the Browns... all da good movies! Alien Vs. Predator...all about the Benjamins..and of course..Friday..im black! Oh I LOVE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE! I dont know why..but i can watch that movie everyday and laugh! hahaha! OMG Borat...freakin HILARIOUS! I could of peed on myself w/ laughter!

Television:


The Boondocks is my favorite show ever...if u neva seen it ..UR WACK! Greys Anatomy is really good..Flavor of love is Hilarious!!!American Idol is addicting so i watch that all the time. 106 and park...all the music channels i watch them. just alot!..

Books:


I LOVE reading! YES I DO! My favorite books have to be Hamlet, Invisible Man, Oliver Twist, and Heaven by V.C Andrews, Forever by Judy Blume is amazing, I for some reason loved Macbeth and everyone else hated it ..but i read that in class so whateva. There's just alot of amazing books out there...just gotta find em.

Heroes:


My hero's are of course John Legend for all those nights depressed over boys he sang "stay with you" from my cd player..boy isnt he amazing? Oh and Kanye West for making sure i touch the sky, and drive slow. Oh and of course Ne-Yo for loving me when im mad..and staying with me..even though he was sick of love songs. I LOVE YOU GUYZ! lol

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THANK YOU TO MY TRUE FRIENDZ!!!

Hey, I just want to thank everyone who was there for me when my dad died. Tomorrow is my first day back to class...and  its so much easier knowing people care and are helping me move on and retur...
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