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I like to talk about death metal band names and deadbeat dads. You can usually find me behind a dumpster giving haircuts for a pack of Marlboro ultra lights. I drive a sweet jeep. His name is Hank. He can't do spin kicks. Not like story of the year at least. My drinking problem started at the age of 7, which is also the year I started becoming promiscuous with men. Sometimes me and my friends get together and throw black babies in the river. I've been known to ruin a few lives. I can't wait for summer for about 11 reasons. All college taught me is that when god gives you aids, you gotta make lemonaids. I like white trash tattoos and the men who wear them. Im pretty much all about rock and roll so thats where you can find me. And sure im an asshole. But i'm awesome.
