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About Me

A long ass fuckin' time ago, there lived 3 little dudes: John (aka Fro), Louie (aka Black Seal), and Jon (aka Emo). One day, as these 3 amigos were walking along the street, they passed by some Jewish club and saw two Jew boys with yomecas on, playing guitar and begging for money outside the door. They passed by, dropping like 5 bucks, or something like that into the boys' yomeca on the ground, kept walking and then they fell into a deep-ass....hole. The hole was so deep-ass, that the amigos couldn't see shit and huddled together for warmth, and then they said "shit dude...this is fucking wierd..." Then, all of the sudden, the lights came on, they heard the sounds of a cracking whip, and all that was there was a drumset, a guitar, and a bass. They said, "okay" and each took up an instrument. Fro picked the bass, Black Seal swam to the geetar, and Emo beat the drums. But soon, they found that they had each made the wrong desicion, and decided to switch it up a bit. Now Fro was on geetar, Black Seal on drums, and Emo slapping on bass. But, again, they were defecated, so they switched one last time: Fro bangin' the drums, Black Seal fingering the bass, and Emo shreading up the geetar (literally, cuz he got angry at it!) Then out of nowhere *DUN Dun dun* Manbearpig creeped out of some doorway that had actually been there the whole time. And he said, "plaaaaayyy the bessst songgg in the world! or I'll eat your souls!" So they played the first thing that came to their head, and it sounded like shit, cuz damn Black Seal tried to fucking play the bass with a stick! So Manbearpig ate Black Seal's soul, and he dead. gone. bye bye. Manbearpig then said, "You two are pretty fucking cool. I like you. You have balls... I like balls. I shall pronounce your band to be called The Broken, and you will fucking blow some mother fuckers away!" So it was, just Fro and Emo chillin'. And Manbearpig let them out of the hole with their instruments (yes, this does mean that Fro had to carry the WHOLE fucking drumset). So they walked back towards their home. As they were walking back, they heard running from behind them and turned to see the Jew boys running with their guitars. They said, "Hey! You guys need a hand with all that equipment?? You know we might have been begging on the street, but we're Jewish, so naturally we're rich!" *Silence* "If you can't understand that, we have some mega recording studio if you guys wanna jam some time! Sorry we haven't introduced ourselves yet. I'm Beef, but you can call me Crooked Lip, and this is Zaddy, but you can just call him A.D.D." A.D.D. said, "Yo." yep. that's it. just yo. Then Crooked Lip interrupted the silence and said, "Our band's name is Nutchek, so we could show you some of our tunes!" So they all went back to Crooked Lip's studio (or house whatever you really wanna call it) and they busted out some Tasty Jams! Calling themselves Broken Nuts! A combination of the 2 bands. Unfortunately, the name was a curse, and at every practice atleast 4 people would break their nuts somehow! One day Crooked Lip was done with the Nut breaking, "Doods! We need a new name! And Fast, cuz it looks like A.D.D.'s about to get it!" *CRACK* "Shit! that just fucking broke my paradise!" screeched A.D.D. as he feel to the floor. "OH MY LANTA!" They all watched something come out of A.D.D.'s ass! His three bandmates all yelled "Dude! it's a bird! it's a plane! no what the fuck are we talking about its a fucking light bulb!" So they plugged it in and saw that it showed the name " Broken Paradise " across the ceilling. And this is the story of how Broken Paradise was born! Literally, it came right out of Zaddy's ass! And that's No Lie!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/17/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/thebtg
Sounds Like: Good music.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

SHOW FEB 17!!!! AMAZING!!!!!

Hi!! EVERYONE!! its really late and im rele tired but i feel the need to express how i feel about the show! it was AMAZING!!!! The Bands were Awesome and the music was GREAT!!! i would like to thank ...
Posted by Broken Paradise on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:30:00 PST

Show Last Night 2/9/07 San Ramon

 Hey Guyz/Gurlz so we just played a show last night at some san ramon middle school and it was amazing, we all had so much fun and for the people that came to see us and supported us we love you ...
Posted by Broken Paradise on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

April 23 Battle of the bands * Must Read*

This was said by "Soul Broker" and i think its fuckin awsome I LOVE SOUL BROKER!!   Monday, April 03, 2006 Loosing to 14 Year Olds... Not So Bad. Category: Music So last night was the O...
Posted by Broken Paradise on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

RECORDING NEW EP ON FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 1ST!!!

We're heading in to the studio, starting Sptember 1st, to get started on the new EP! We'll have all the recording done by September 14, and hope to get the 3 song EP out soon afterward! The EP is prob...
Posted by Broken Paradise on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

NEW SONG AND NEW SHOW ADDED!!!!

CHECK OUR SHIT OUT!! THE NEW SHOW IS ANOTHER BATTLE OF THE BANDS, BUT IT STARTS US OFF PLAYING AT THE METRO!! HELP US WIN $500!!! ALSO THE SONG IS THE FIRST SONG OFF OF OUR DEMO FOR THE CD!! IT KICKS...
Posted by Broken Paradise on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST

Spread the News!!! Spread the Banner!!!

Spread the News!!! Spread the Banner!!!...
Posted by Broken Paradise on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:58:00 PST

ATTENTIONBP FANS PLAESE LOOK

PLEASE JOIN ARE GROUP made by our street team leader mitch heres the linkhttp://groups.myspace.com/BROKENPARADISEROCKS
Posted by Broken Paradise on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:15:00 PST