I was born two months premature and jaundice and am father to three sock eating dachshunds.I'm fairly happy and well adjusted but usually not aware of it.I tend to burst out in fits of poorly timed laughter for no (obvious) reason and have a nervous twitch in my neck that periodically lets me know I should go to bed.I'm often bored beyond belief and find most everything to be absurd.I don't have much of a concept of what is appropriate to say or do in a given situation and, more importantly, do not care to learn.I am a functional Buddhist.I possess the ability to read English (fluently) and to make logical deductions therefrom.I can use words like "therefrom" in a sentence.
