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Jeff fucking Keeton

I want you to scrape me from the walls and go crazy... like you've made me

About Me


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There really isnt much to me. Im 5'9, about 145lbs, blue eyes, light brown hair. I'm a very laid back person, unless something stupid comes up obviously. I just like to relax, hang out with some friends, have a few drinks, and just try my hardest to enjoy life.I have a very beautiful girlfriend named Andrea. She's absolutely amazing and I'm thankful she's in my life. I wouldn't trade her for the whole world. Yeah, kinda cheesy, but if you knew like I do, you'd understand. She's the shit.Music is by far one the greatest thing in my life at the moment. Something I know will never turn its back on me. Drums are huge in my life, they take up a great deal of my time. I have plans for myself. I've been playing since I was 14, so I feel i can hold my own. Im in a band right now called HOXE, you can check out our page if you want. Were kinda on hiatus at the moment, for various reasons, but I'm excited to get back in the mix of things when the time comes. I have also began another little project on my free time known as DISGRUNTLED GOAT. You'll hear of the band and its mis-adventures FAR before you'll hear any of our music.I guess you could say I'm a serious person, but at times, I act like I'm 5, maybe even younger. I'm the kinda person who will never fuck you over, no matter what. I've learned to be completely straight up with people, and hope for the same in return. I've learned my lesson.I often wonder what people think about me, and that to me, is my worst flaw, but one day, I'll get through it and actually think for myself.I have a decent job, but I'm not exactly sure what I wanna do as a career, although I have a few ideas. I like to travel and im not too book smart, so that kinda narrows things down a tad, I guess. I'm Currently looking into many truck driving schools. I know its not exactly "shooting for the stars", but the money is good, and I dont mind driving at all, so we'll see.I have 5 tattoos and many piercings (2 eyebrow, labret, tongue, 3 on left ear, and my nipples are done as well).There's really nothing TOO interesting about me. I just like to do my thing and keep shit simple. I feel as though I'm just a simple person in what i consider a rather fucked up world. But, if anyone wants to contact me, IM me on YAHOO: jkeeton_83
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: 12/21/83
Birthplace: Rochester Hills, MI
Current Location: Sterling Heights, MI
Eye Color: Blue/Bloodshot (fuckin allergies)
Hair Color: Light Brown/Dirty blonde (either way)
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Fuckin lefty
Your Heritage: To be honest... I'm a little unsure
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidums (4 stripes instead of 3... very good deal)
Your Weakness: Alcohol
Your Fears: Shortage of alcohol
Your Perfect Pizza: Eh, pepperoni... keepin it simple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gettin my band rollin, playin shows and shit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "why are you ignoring me"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuck! Late again... I swear I'm fired this time"
Your Best Physical Feature: I'd have to say... eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever I punch in for work
Your Most Missed Memory: Boring summer days with Melissa... God I miss that
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds, but i still love the BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: I would imagine single, but group dates are the shit too
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: I do not
Do you Swear: Hehehe... there are such rumors that I do
Do you Sing: When I'm drunk, or alone... or just in a damn good mood. Karaoke is the shit too!
Do you Shower Daily: I do.... twice!
Have you Been in Love: A few times, yes... but you see where it's gotten me
Do you want to go to College: eventually, not enough time these days
Do you want to get Married: Without a DOUBT, someday (ya happy, Manda???hehe)
Do you belive in yourself: I'm gettin there... but it's takin a while
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really, but i have
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my moments. I mean, shit, look at my main pic on here. Hehe classy
Are you a Health Freak: Nahhh, i was for like a week, but fuck that
Do you get along with your Parents: Damn near all the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Definitely, especially on boring sundays, chillin with someone youre close to
Do you play an Instrument: You're lookin at the next Tommy Lee right here, that should answer your question
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: haha... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeahhhh... stupidly, yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeahhh fuckin Motley Crue show... fuckin Sierra and Kristin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ehh... not exactly a date, but i went out and did my thing
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hehehe, fuck yeah... malling is the shit!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten the cookies... but never the box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ohhh lord no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Karaoke bitches:)
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have not... I'm smart and stay outta relationships these days
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Damn near to it maybe, but SOMEONE (we'll call her... amber) decided to piss on my stairs before we could make it outside
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Many many hearts, I'm afraid to announce
Ever been Drunk: I'm on my way, as we speak
Ever been called a Tease: Yeahhh, but i'm really not though. Give me an inch, and i'll give you 7 (hehe)
Ever been Beaten up: Fuck yeah... refer to my pic from the black label society concert. Holy hell
Ever Shoplifted: Nahhh
How do you want to Die: ASAP
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll stick to drumming on this one
What country would you most like to Visit: Probably France... I hear Amsterdam is nice too
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue... but it dont matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter
Short or Long Hair: Also.. does not matter, I'm a sucker for both
Height: Short girls are soo adorable. ugh
Weight: eh, dont matter, I can hang with anything
Best Clothing Style: Dont matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ahhh, enough to keep me sedated
Number of CDs I own: Good lord... a shitload
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Life is too short for regrets... make your mistakes and carry on. No use lookin back in shame
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My Interests

Music, drinking, travelling, sleeping, rollerblading, basketball, drums, tattoos, piercings, bowling, shootin pool, relaxing

I'd like to meet:

Well I'm not really "looking" for anyone on here, but I'm willin to bullshit with just about anyone.But I have always wanted to meet Dave Grohl for some reason, he fuckin rules. Oh yeah.... and David Lee Roth, that'd be fuckin sweet

Music:

Anything metal, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Metallica, The Doors, Foo Fighters, Damageplan, Superjoint Ritual, Black Label Society, Slayer, Hatebreed, Sepultura, Soulfly, Motley Crue, Megadeth, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Poison, Ratt, Anthrax, Ozzy, Soundgarden, Probot, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Boston, Spinal Tap, Tenacious D, Hank Williams II and III, Alabama, Johnny Cash, Down, Mad Season, Nirvana, Kid Rock, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, The Mercy Clinic, and so on.


Movies:

American History X, Anchorman, Old School, Nothing To Lose, Cable Guy, Any Cheech & Chong, Stealing Harvard, Spinal Tap, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Swingers, Wedding Crashers, Wayne's World 1 and 2, American Beauty, Joe Dirt, That Thing You do, Forrest Gump, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, 40-year old Virgin, Adventures of Milo and Otis

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Alf, Married With Children, Thundercats, My name is Earl, X-men, old wrestling shows, Aquateen Hungerforce, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Sanford & Son, Good Times, What's Happening, Garfield & Friends

Books:

Motley Crue: The Dirt, Layne Staley: Angry Chair, Metallica: Unbound, TommyLand

Heroes:

Ron Burgundy, Dave Grohl, Dimebag Darrell (RIP), Cliff Burton (RIP), James Westphal and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, and of course.... Diamond Dave (David Lee Roth)