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Pilch

Do what you love. Screw the rest.

About Me

Originally from CT but there's no way I'm moving back now. Just got to get some of my boys out of that state. Other than that I'm a very honest person. Sometimes a little too honest. Friendship means a lot to me. I like goin out and having a good time, meeting new people but at the same time don't mind staying in relaxing listen to some tunes or catch a flick. I graduated in June 05' with a Bachelors Degree in Film. I currently work for an engineering company doing a lot of their promotional work and commercials as well as illustrating and designing for their magazine.I've also saved a pack of Amazonian women from a bobcat attack in Malaysia.
I've seen Waterworld in theaters.
I've seen Under Siege 2 in theaters.
I've seen Anaconda in theaters.
A good friend of mine is cousins with the tranny from Sleep Away Camp.
I hate all things Chuck Norris.
I hate tomatoes yet I love Ketchup, tomato juice and all by products of it.
If you think Lost in Translation was moviemaking magic....please don't talk to me.
Me behind the camera as cinematographer, Gio the director sitting down, Thiago as script supervisor, and DJ Navi as the Assistant Director. Feb. 05".
I have just started drawing cartoons for Chief Executive Magazine. The company I work for also owns that magazine. Check them out on Chiefexecutive.net.
Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?

Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You dont care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.

You Are Krusty the Clown
You were the class clown as a kid, and you still entertain people.
From faking your own death to getting a wacky boob job, you'll do anything for a laugh.
You will be remembered for: your face being everywhere, from cereal to home pregnancy tests
Your life philosophy: "I heartily endorse this event or product." The Simpsons Personality Test
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My Interests

Filmmaking, movies, Drawing, illustrating, music, paintings (even though I cant paint to save my life!) Loud concerts, rollercoasters, beer coasters, Racquetball, stand up comedy (Dane cook, Denis Leary, Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin mostly) Heavy Metal, creating problems then finding solutions, putting together wooden cabinets and computer desks (cuz someones gotta do it), ELECTRONICS (Video cameras, digital cameras, DVD players, radios, sound systems all that fun stuff) Really good beer!! making you laugh, making me laugh, Self-depricating humor, table tennis, archery, getting drunk and playing darts, Whale hunting.
My very first claymation.
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I'd like to meet:

George A Romero, Trey Parker, Christopher Walken, Rob Zombie, Steven Spielberg,Malcolm McDowell, Will Ferrell, Kevin Smith ( i came so damn close too),Eli Roth while drinking all night at a bar and talking horror movies. Rosario Dawson, Simon Pegg, Sherrie Moon Zombie, Jamie Lee Curtis.

The new Simpsons Movie trailer!!!!! 7-27-07!!

Music:


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Iron Maiden, Metallica, PINK FLOYD, Rage, Tool, Zappa, Killswitch Engage, Dio, Fear Factory, KoRn. Avenged Sevenfold, SLAYER, Black Label Society, Arch Enemy, Beastie Boys, cky, The Clash, Ministry, Megadeth, NIN, SLIPKNOT,The Prodigy, Sevendust ROB ZOMBIE, White Zombie, 311, In Flames, Queens of the Stone Age, The White Stripes, Guns N' Roses, MC Chris, BUCKETHEAD, The Distillers, Judas Priest, Machine Head, Queen, Systematic, Van Halen, Children of Bodom, Fireball Ministry, Cradle of Filth, Ross Golan, Against Me!, Gorillaz,The Doors,Helloween, Wolfmother,Sepultura,Opeth,Aphex Twin. Gnarls Barkley, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, anything by Mike Patton (Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawk and Peeping Tom)

Movies:

Here are my top 15 movies that I can watch any day and any time. It was a VERY tough list to put together.

Television:



Books:

I don't read too much. When I do it's usually about filmmaking, unless we can include comic BOOKS. In that case;

Heroes:

People who do what it takes to get where they want to be. Those who work their hardest to get there. "Those at the top are not the best just the most determined"
George A. Romero
Kevin Smith
Billy the Kid (William H. Bonney)
Captain Quint
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Rob Zombie (Musician/Director) ..
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My Blog

Best and Worst flicks 06' (IMO)

I missed alot at the theater which I will list at the bottom. I intend to get to the ones I missed at some point though. BEST1)Borat- I was waiting for this one for about a year. I got what I wante...
Posted by Da Pilch on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

Simpsons-A-holic

For those that know me well enough know I'm a huge Simpsons nerd. Well I finally got to meet one of the cast members last night. I wouldn't even have known about the event if it wasn't for a friend ...
Posted by Da Pilch on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

My car has had more facelifts then Melanie griffith!!

I got my car by defualt in the summer of 99'. You see it was my junior year of high school and school was only my second if not third in line as far as priorities were concerned. Drinking and partyi...
Posted by Da Pilch on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:52:00 PST

Frank Frazetta Artwork

Those who've known me for a while know my appreciation for artwork. I grew up on comic books never for the stories but the artwork. Guys like Jim Lee (x-men) and Todd McFarlane (Spiderman, SPAWN) we...
Posted by Da Pilch on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:02:00 PST

Some of my favorite jokes.

1. Two muffins sit in an oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "Man it is really getting hot in here." The other muffin looks at him and exclaims "Holy shit a talking muffin!!"2. When ...
Posted by Da Pilch on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST

Our Production Company

We have finally decided to take our ideas and dreams to the next level. We work very hard on anything we do together in film. Our production company has finally become real. We finally got our shit...
Posted by Da Pilch on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST

Hear me now these words I vow, no fucking regrets part 2 (Quentin Tarantino)

There was once a great director that changed the way we looked at movies.  He is the reason that thousands of film students became just that.  He's made some of the best and most popular fil...
Posted by Da Pilch on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 02:44:00 PST

Here me now, words I vow, No fucking regrets pt 1.... The Real World

I've been holding this one in for quite some time.  Only a few people have heard this and laughed hysterically so I know I'm not alone.  My plan was always to con my way into getting on...
Posted by Da Pilch on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:14:00 PST