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Jared Bernardy

everyone dies alone

About Me

ATTENTION!
Don't ask anything that is answered here!
I wont answer. OK?
THE BLOGS!
If you wanna classify me.
I'm PRIME!
prime –adjective
1. of the first importance; demanding the fullest consideration: a prime requisite.
2. of the greatest relevance or significance: a prime example.
3. of the highest eminence or rank: the prime authority on Chaucer.
4. of the greatest commercial value: prime building lots. 5. first-rate: This ale is prime!
6. (of meat, esp. of beef) noting or pertaining to the first grade or best quality: prime ribs of beef.
7. first in order of time, existence, or development; earliest; primitive.
8. basic; fundamental: the prime axioms of his philosophy.
9. Mathematics. (of any two or more numbers) having no common divisor except unity: The number 2 is prime to 9. –noun 10. the most flourishing stage or state.
11. the time of early manhood or womanhood: the prime of youth.
12. the period or state of greatest perfection or vigor of human life: a man in his prime.
13. the choicest or best part of anything.
14. (esp. in the grading of U.S. beef) a grade, classification, or designation indicating the highest or most desirable quality.
15. the beginning or earliest stage of any period.
16. the spring of the year.
17. the first hour or period of the day, after sunrise


Rasta music. I'm white...so what?
Hold me hand while i pee.
Excuse Me?

My Interests


Whore4Whore!
5k limit
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MY BANNER!
I N N O V A T I V E * E C C E N T R I C * E X A M P L E

I'd like to meet:



I consume many candies!

I have lived in Fargo ND for 20 years.
Things I do are kinda out of the ordinary.
Most people party with their free time.
I build and invent.

What I like:
CARS (trucks) , BOARDS, AND BIKES.

So enjoy my shit!
If you don't, stop ticklin yo PING-PING!

I'd rather talk to you on myspace!
Feel free to add my MSN too.

[email protected]

Don't think your denouncement's will bother me.

p.s. I'll follow you into the dark.

Music:

INTEREST

I am interested in things that give you a rush and make you forget about anything that was on your mind.
A few things.

skateboarding
wakeboarding
sport bikes
automobiles
ATV's
Mudding


MUSIC

That's pretty much it.
I like music that makes you want to stop what your doing and just feel it.

Country+ME=MURDER!
You like it fine. Just not around me.

MOVIES

The best movies I have ever seen consist of love and comedy.

Not action and sci-fi.

Just things that are so terribly true they are funny.

TV

I haven't watched TV for 6 years.

Besides the times when other people were watching it, and I had no choice.

BOOKS

I admit I dont like to read, but there are a couple books that have made my mind wonder and thats the kind of feeling I like to aquire from such past times, but when I sleep, that's when I have the most fun.



Heroes


Self Made Icons.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Immortal, CLERKS 1&2, Dogma, The WALL, Ice Age 1&2, Cars, any B scifi movies I happen to catch (they rock socks lol), The Prestige, SLC Punk, A Clockwork Orange, Pi, there are more but I'll put them later as well.

Television:

I don't watch much TV but what I do is pretty much all on adult swim, I like aqua teen, METALOCALYPSE, South Park, animal planet and national geographic stuff is good too. That's pretty much it though I usually read.

Books:

oh heres a list lol, the sword of truth series(8 books so far and one side novel), the alanna series(10 books), all the drizzt books (13 books plus extra side novels), the Theif of Always, Desperation, Number the Stars,

Heroes:

pretty much just my mom, anyone who has a hero that they don't personally know, or is close to is just a week immatation, a sheep, granted we may all be sheep in some way because we have no choice but jeez to just open up your arms to follow everything in front of you is just pathetic, I don't really like the idea heroes if you can't tell

My Blog

WHAT’S FUCKED UP?

WHAT IS FUCKED UP? So far I would like to say to the people who think the word FUCK is a "bad" word.  WHY! Think about it please.  Does it really mean anything.  I think not.   So ...
Posted by Jared Bernardy on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST

More about me than you already know.

I GRANT YOU 3 QUESTIONS ABOUT ME.  You can ask anything you want and i will answer it. If it's too personal to respend here, then I may message you. I like interesting questions so ask some....
Posted by Jared Bernardy on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:09:00 PST