I'm a buxom, bountiful and bodacious bbw. I'm an independent woman who follows her heart. I have graduated from the Humanities School, with honors, I have taken the test, passed with high marks, have gotten my national certification and now I am officially an LMT . That means I will be seeking gainful employment in healing people. Those who know me, know I truly do believe in the healing power of touch.
Every year, you can find me working at Busch Gardens, but not as a ride operator or some animal jockey, no siree, I'm a haunter. What's that you might ask? Well, I get my kicks setting up scares. I love the thrill of seeing people getting their witts scared from them. It's powerful to see people cower and scream. I love that job! If you think you'd like it too, check out www.tampabaytalent.com, in July or August for your chance to audition.
Here's the meat and potatoes for the people that take time to read these things. This is not a personals ad. Got me? This is not a "Hey I'm on the auctioning block!" I'm a happily settled down gal, with a great guy, who treats me like the queen I am. Yes, I'm a kept woman, and I like it like that. Here's where you, the male reader, read between the lines. "SHE'S NOT INTERESTED".
I'm not going to meet you for coffee, I'm not going to send you topless pics, no matter how cute you are, so don't ask. Yes, someone has. I'm not going to have phone conversations with you, and no you can't have my number. I'm not going to spank you, or dress you up and take you out. No you can't do that to me either. We're not fated to be together, no matter what the voices in your head tell you. And if they're still talking, take your meds, NOW.
If you like bigger women, thank you, I appreciate it, Leave me a comment and I'll respond back, usually. If you're crass, I'm not going to respond, of I might and you're going to get both barrels, as I shoot from the hip. Yes, I'm a dominant woman, an alpha personality, and a complete bitch at times, what woman isn't. Please note if you have a private profile, I WILL NOT ADD YOU.
I think I've said enough, and cleared up any misconceptions...
Have a great day!
