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About Me

SLC so-effing-pissed-core-fuck-off..... werd. yeah we formed like 2 years ago maybe, marshall and robbi we're rockin out in xbidx and started fucking around and decided to form a band, after a while of deciding whos going to play what and recruiting cody to pound away on the skins, we then asked blake from parallax to sing. we did that shit for a year. recording with andy and playing some bitchin shows, then blake quit and nick wanted to sing with us, he kicked major ass, and there you have it, the worst bio ever. stay positive. dpi....OUT!!! Oh robbi quit, now we have jeffery slammin the low end for us, he sure does sweat a lot!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/26/2004
Band Website: GoSuckAFuckYouCockBonger.com
Band Members: " NICK PLAYS VOCALS . " CODY PLAYS DRUMS " JEFFREY PLAYS THE BASS GUITAR . " MARSHALL PLAYS GUITAR
Influences: Youth of Today, Cannibal Corpse, Van Halen, Crass, BANE, In Flames, Propagandhi, Darkest Hour, your mom, And BLAKE motherfucking DONNER!!!!!!R.I.P xUTAHardcorex: Cherem, Aftermath of a Train Wreck, Pushing Up Daisies, Skeiff D' Bargg, Tamerlane, Up River, Parallax, Mara Loka, XGUTSHOTX, Hi Fi Massacre, Omega Red, Clifton, All Systems Fail, Multi Cultured Bloodfest, Dont Trust Anybody Rules!!!, GAZA makes my ass hair standup!!, The Masses, The Osmonds, and anyone else involved with UTAH hardcore.
Sounds Like: Four rad dudes playing intangible, random, and fortuitous notes and chords. c2004 All rights reserved. FBI will put you in prison for 5 years and take 250,000 dollars from your broke ass, if you rip off our songs that we ripped off from our favorite bands. Ron Reagan was dead when we caught him.crimethinc.com some awesome straightedge vegan spray painting anarchists with great ideas and awesome posters and stickers. they also relaeased Trials first record. this link is FOR THE KIDS......commondreams.org the best collage of progressive politics bitches, click it....... some of the only lefties trying to devise a feasible system for this fucked up awesome world. PARECON.......just see what celebrity gossip or horrific but meaningless ratings boosting news the corporate media is shoving down your thoats........
Record Label: First one to sign us wins a prize.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Blake Donner: our friend and raddest dude ever!!

Robbi and I were sick of the mormon/hatebreed band we were playing in. So we started practicing and wanted to form something more positive and unplifting. Fast and Melodic. Fuck, we just wanted to be ...
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:36:00 PST

Keeping those who really give a fuck up to date!!!!!

robbi moved to seattle, best wishes to that closet homo!!! anywho we got a new bass player he goes by the name dook, and hes posi as fuck bitches!!! expct shows, a new recording at the beginning of au...
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You wont find this shit on FOX news, thanks to the BBC

Mar 21, 2005 4:37 PM Subject: Secret US plans for Iraqi oil revealed!!!! Body: Secret US plans for Iraq's oil By Greg Palast Reporting for Newsnight The Bush administration made plans for...
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another show cancelled

and yet again another show has been cancelled due to jocks posing as hardcore kids, I think i speak for the entire SLC hardcore scene, no the entire SLC music scene this shit has to stop. We love SLC ...
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All right you apathetc assholes, actually read this shit please

all right i have recently devised a way to to send the american empire into a tailspin. I have been doing some rading and found out that Wal-Mart contributes 2% to the gross national product. they em...
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holla atcha boy, we going back in da studio

yeah we're recording with andy for like the next couple o days, we'll have some stuff to share with all yall. wheter it sucks or not is for you to decide. DPI....OUT!!!
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

update..... and shitpiss...

weve got a new singer.... his name is nick.... expect some new songs out sometime by the end of next month... werd....
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strap on your bombs and lets go to wal-mart!!!

Help keep Wal-Mart out of centerville. The people are angry, and are sick of their 80 year old family owned businesses being pushed out of the neverending capitalist cycle, because of wal-marts zealou...
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

check out our super-rad songs!!!

listen to DPI at www.purevolume.com/deadpeasantsinsurance or at www.hxcmp3.com/dead_peasants_insurance
Posted by The 5th Ditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST