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Tyler

About Me

Things i like:1. touching things with my busy hands2. endless shrimp at red lobster3. dancing to 60's rock and/or roll. with dance moves largely revolving around my crotch area.4. being away from technology and enjoying the comforts of humanity.*RANDOM DARK SEXUAL EVENT*- Last week i was tailgated/road raged by some dude in a blue minivan with a large black poodle sitting beside him barking. The next day i had a dream that i was walking and that same dude pinned me from behind up against a brick wall with the bumper of his mini van. The dog was growling and the car began to thrust up against my ass.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who compliments how my ass looks in jeans as frequently as possible.

My Blog

DRUNK BLOG #1 - READ FOR ALL AWESOMENESS CATEGORIES

So i am in the country (orilllia) and am wasted. i have been packing my life to move to a new 60's lounge pad on college. anyone who knows me knows that me and wine and myspace are a risky combo. but ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:45:00 GMT

My precious lifes moments

A) I once tried to be a smart ass and steal my moms purse. I ran down a huge flight of stairs and the 3rd stair down i got the purse strap tangled around my leg and fell head first down the rest of th...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:40:00 GMT

A Poem

I'm a man, a hermit, a loner, a box car and a jug of wine I see ships and mermaids and roses when i'm feelin' fine Things change, re-arrange, shed their skin and come of age I'm a box car and a j...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 21:45:00 GMT

Murder/suicides and a nut job

1. My dad, grandparents and aunt were all part of a murder suicide attempt by another relative. His intent was to kill them, his wife (my grammas sister) her 2 friends, his two young kids and an their...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 23:42:00 GMT