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Blue Morrissey

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About Me

Some quick facts: I used to have blue hair, and I wish it still was. I play the guitar. I wrote "The List" and have been published in the "Daily Press." My favorite writers are Percival Everett and Hunter S. Thompson. My eyes are blue. I am 6 foot.

My Interests

Guitar, Stand-up, comedies, punk and proto-punk music, senseless pop songs done by someone with talent (not looks, talent). Open to just about anything as long as it doesn't involve putting anything up my ass.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Woody Allen, Jon Stewart, Steve Jones, Robin Williams, The Kids In The Hall, Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, Samuel L. Jackson, Elvis Costello, Steve Martin, Chuck D, Dana Carvey, William Goldman, Chuck Barris, Stephen King, Charlie Kaufman, and a lot of dead people.

Music:

It is my sworn duty in life to listen to everything and choose whatever the hell I want to listen to. I like these guys: Public Enemy, ABBA (yes, ABBA bitch), Sex Pistols, Ramones, The Clash, N.W.A., Violent Femmes, The Cramps, Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Dead Kennedys, Nirvana, Dick Dale & His Deltones, Jimmy Cliff, Rolling Stones, Richard Hell & The Voidoids, New York Dolls, Misfits, Iggy Pop, Desmond Dekker and The Aces, Elliott Smith, Dresden Dolls, Group X, Beatles, Buddy Holly, Nancy Sinatra, Beach Boys, Queen, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, The Von Bondies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, White Stripes, The Who, UB40, Social Distortion, Elton John, Tom Waits, Metallica, Sonic Youth, The Pixies, Eko Fresh (German White Rap), Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Police, Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet (The Kith band), Blondie, X, Alice In Chains, Les Paul & Mary Ford, The Buzzcocks, The Stooges, AC/DC, Green Day, Radiohead, I'll list more later... ROCK THE CASBAH (The Clash)

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Movies:

Adaptation, Annie Hall (hell, anything Woody Allen), Comedian, Bowling For Columbine, Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Casablanca, Good Will Hunting, Death To Smoochy, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Batman, Apocalypse Now, Rushmore, Rocky, The Back To The Future series, The Clash: Westway To The World, High Fidelity, High Noon, True Grit, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, Die Hard, Dogma, The Producers, Little Shop of Horrors, One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest, Orange County, Officespace, Big, Roxanne, Pleasantville, The Truman Show, Man On The Moon, Father of the Bride: Part 2, all Peter Sellers movies (especially The Mouse That Roared, Dr. Strangelove, Murder By Death, and the Pink Panther movies. Mike Myers doesn't have shit on the characters this guy could do), George of the Jungle, Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers, Classic Albums presents: Sex Pistols-Nevermind The Bollocks.

Television:

Kids In The Hall, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Saturday Night Live, Rescue Me, Desperate Housewives, Primetime Glick, Fawlty Towers, Seinfeld, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Trading Faces.

Books:

My Favorite Books: The Rum Diary - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind - Chuck Barris, Catcher In The Rye - JD Salinger, Monster - Walter Dean Myers, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Without Feathers - Woody Allen, Naked Pictures of Famous People - Jon Stewart, Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut, Black Like Me - John Howard Griffin, Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck, The Old Man and The Sea - Ernest Hemingway, A Modest Proposal - Jonathan Swift, Heaver Than Heaven - Charles Cross, The Giver - Lois Lowery, Farienheit 451 - Ray Bradbury, All Roald Dahl!!!, Choke - Chuck Palahnuik, The View From Saturday - EL Konigsburg, Fallen Angels - Walter Dean Myers, The Pleasure of My Company - Steve Martin, On Writing - Stephen King, 1984 - George Orwell, Live From Baghdad - Robert Wiener, Grand Central Winter - Lee Stringer

Heroes:

Fear and Loathing : Which Drug Addled Freak Are You?
You are...........Hunter S. Thompson (aka Raoul Duke). You sweat rivers, you consume large amounts of drugs and alcohol on a daily basis. You talk to fast, you wear large sunglasses and slack off on your job but in the end your work is eloquent and original. Only one down point : Your logic is completely insane and circular.
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My Blog

Cruel Shoes

Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's every pair of shoes in the place." "Oh, you must have one m...
Posted by Blue Morrissey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Die For Oil, Suckers

You are just about the ripe age to be drafted. Does that bother you? Do you even think about that? There was a sign at Jonestown behind Jim Jones' dead body and it said, "Those who do not remember the...
Posted by Blue Morrissey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fear and Consume

Excerpt from an acne commercial Kelly: Like, oh my gosh Jessica. I cant go to the party; I cant even leave my house for fear of absolute rejection. I like totally have this zit on my face. Jessica...
Posted by Blue Morrissey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Was A Teenage Power Ranger

When I was five my class was given the task of drawing a picture of what we wanted to be when we grew up. My future occupation hit me with a blinding flash. While other kids dreamt of such overly ambi...
Posted by Blue Morrissey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST