Without a doubt, I've found the lady that makes me content with giving up all the rest of the women in the world. Not too much to say about myself but I'm definetly different and as unsophisticated as I may seem I do enjoy education in all forms...I can't get enough knowledge of how things work, the universe, physics, Earth, and anything history or science related. I really enjoy spending time with my girlfriend, we make a great team...Sam I Am and Gabe the Babe lol. She's great...and if you wonder if the subtle Gabe has a temper, messing with her would be a prime way to find out. I'm a redneck country motherfucker, just in case you were wondering. I love raising hell, being in the woods, shootin' stuff, and drinkin beer...but I'm a little more sophisticated than I sound lol. There's nothing I enjoy more than play the hell out of a guitar and singing some songs, when I play the guitar it sounds skanky, dirty, bluesy, and fucking rockin'. There will be a day when there is a wealth of music by me on my profile...I just don't have access to recording equipment right now. My other hobby that I'm in love with is Mixed Martial Arts...pretty much it gives me a boner everytime I think about it, I can watch it, talk about it, and learn about it for hours at a time, and then some. I love doing mixed martial arts, whether it's watching fights or going to mma class, I still have the lungs of a smoker but I'm comming around. So don't be surprised if in the near future you see me in a cage, whooping ass or getting whooped. Ummm and I do suppose I could tell you some of the other things I like: knowledge-to have it is to be enpowered, Pizza, animals, all you can eat steak, dryer sheets, fire, offroadin', raisin' hell, parking in handicap spaces, me myself and I, Jim Beam, the herbal circle, Ronald McDonald, Coors Light, Hank Hill, FORD, chocolate milk, seat belts, music, my guitars, stupid people finally realizing they're stupid, Making cops get out in the rain...pretend I said that one about a hundred times,... peanut butter and jelly, the snooze button, and last but not least is my daily undercover crime fighting routine as an infinitley badass yet unnamed superhero. Now for a brief mentioning of a few things I DON'T like: wiggers, Spinner Wheels, underbody lights, bling(whatever that is), Unwilling sheep, wiggers, b-flat, Insufficiently intelligent authority figures such as the man that runs this country, concrete/steel mailboxes, Reality tv shows, mayonaise, advocates for the Folgers exhaust special, simple people, Corruption in our Goverment, stop signs, miller light, cereal, snow, yellow snow, honda civics or cars in the same realm of the afformentioned vehicle, calling dinasaurs or screaming at a toilet like it did something wrong to me, paper cuts, police cars and handcuffs, winter weather, lowriders, wiggers, safety glasses, people that intentionally let their pants hang down below their ass...damnit is your belt broken?, that irritating sound that has been labeled Rap "Music", all rap music artists past present and future, BET, flat tires, hardcore emos
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gabe (Gabriel)
Birthday: 2/9/88
Birthplace: Indianapolis
Current Location: Hagerstown
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Blonde
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Not sure
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots...not shoes
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: Ronald McDonald wearing assless chaps
Your Perfect Pizza: Peperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Umm...get a good job lol, get a lot better at singing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I want to dish out a big Hot Carl today?
Your Best Physical Feature: the guns
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: college
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yeah, wish I didn't though
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: no, just before holidays
Have you Been in Love: yes, it was a burning thing
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: sure do
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, except for fair rides
Do you think you are Attractive: well who wouldn't lol
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: that'll never happen
In the past month have you been on Stage: not in the past month
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too damn cold for that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: don't steal
Ever been called a Tease: fraid not
Ever been Beaten up: no and hopefully I can continue that trend
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: a sudden stop from at least 150 mph
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mechanic, Business owner, musician, inventor
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: no army tanks please
Best Clothing Style: no clothing would be nice
Number of Drugs I have taken: lot's, but I've settled down in my later years
Number of CDs I own: quite a few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none, yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many
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