Larry Gobblecauk

Once upon a time there was a hot fair maiden. She met a country bumpkin pumpkin who wore his grandpas pants. She didnt mind because they nicely complimented his dairyair. He soon discovered that she was a sweato, which attracted him even more. He decided to take her on a quest to slay pumas. He taught her the riches of capturing one, but she only wanted to make out so she didnt listen. But his bravery and intellegence of such matters made her feel alright. After a great night of festives and feasts and beautiful singing he swept her off her feet by indulging in the seriousness of the universe in an environment where innocence is everywhere. He made her his fair maden and in great return she kindly drooled on him to show him her unconditional intentions. Her country bumpkin pumpkin found himself a noble steed and ran off to battle in the great world, leaving his hot maden to fend for herself where she remains ever so successfull in beating men away with a big stick... The End