Some of my favorite quotes:
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
George S. Patton
Now I do not advocate standing Germans up against the wall and shooting them. We are a superior race, and that is not a sporting thing to do. So shoot the sons of bitches before you get them to the wall
George S. Patton
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
20% is a quarter
KB
"k. You don't drink anymore, I will."
Zack Z.
"God! Jigglypuff is being such a buttfuck"
Mike H.
"How the hell do you spell 'Squirrel'"
Zack Z.
"So she's the bitch who stole my toaster stroodle. Just another reason for me to hate her"
Miguel B.
"Mike! Wake up. prince and I are watching the Sopranos"
Zack Z.
Mike- "got into a bitch fit when i was gone did you"
Zack- "miguel is being a immigrant right now"
mike- "LSFHIJPMP"
miguel- "minority bitch"
miguel- "get it straight"
Zack- "BURN"
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miguel- "fuck yo couch nigga"
Zack- "how bout i fuck yo couch"
miguel- "no, thier brand fucking new, hell no"
Zack- "i'd ride that shit so hard"
miguel- "bitch please"
Zack- "i handle mine"
miguel- "the only thing you can ride hard is prince"
Zack- "yea that too, but thats way beside the point"
anti-crazy-bipolar-whore-loveing-dick-biting club
Zack Z.
"I was raised on a dairy, Bitch!"
Kenny Rodgers
"what now bitch fucking buttfuck nicka boy with a scottish terrier"
Mike H.
"Thats tight, but how old are you guys? We don't want to go to jail."
Sam
"I'll sack-tap you...more like a sack-punch?"
"....What about a sacklunch?"
Mike & Ian
"At least yours tastes like Top Ramen, I'm just sucking on spoon"
Ian P.
What's your stand on hunting?
"ehh not my problem if you get shot"
Zack Z.
"I thought it was self explanitory. You put the poles in the holes"
Mike H.
"If me and you get fat we can walk to W.E donuts and sit by sarah and look at cat porn"
Zack Z.
Zack- "sorry I had to take out the trash"
Mike- "you threw away miguel?!"
Zack- "yea im sorry, he started to smell"
I'd like to meet:
No one, i've already met the most amazing girl in the world. Jen. We are both easygoing and share alot in common which makes it hard for us to decide what to do and where to go. We are both fun loving and energetic. She is amazing at CC. I love to go to her meets. She is one of the smartest girls I know. She is always there for me when I need someone to talk to. We are always happy to be together, at least that is what she tells me. lol. jk. She is my polar bear and is all mine. Im the luckiest guy in the world. She is the most special person to me and the most gorgeous person that I have ever met. There is no one above her at all and won't be. Don't even try it is a waste of time.
