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John Hyena Spare-rib

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About Me

There is no time for this. I have to unpack. Don't you have anything to do? Are we this desperate to blow off reality that we'll type things into boxes for other people to see in boxes, all of us poised in front of glowing screens for hours at a time? We are? OK then, I guess I can relax. As long as we're clear about this.
What about me? Do I really exist? Am I not just a random mass of swirling subatomic particles, whoosing through space and time? Sure, except when I kick the bedpost with bare feet... then all of a sudden I'm way material. Does a dog have Buddha nature?
Sure. I want things. I want to be content. I want you to be content. I want forms to be content. I want people to get paid in proportion to their labor. I want clothes that fit. My pants are always too short. I want to believe that people don't find me extremely irritating. I want to not find myself really irritating. The rest of you, I've pretty much given up hope. Just kidding!
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My Interests

desire leads to suffering.

but what the hell.

I'd like to meet:

Mao Zedong, Craig Scanlon, Bhagwahn Sri Rashneesh, Dick Cheney, Bakunin, Chblosky, Michelle, Pia Zedora, the lobster from the little mermaid, Jimmy Durante, Subcommandante Marcos, Emma Goldman, Huntz Hall, Daryl Hall, John S Hall's brother Frank, the Kids in the Hall, Halle Berry, Chuck Berry, Chuck Jones, Chuck Taylor, Chuck Wagon (y'know, the Dickies, offed himself...), Jesus, his brother Harry, Ari Up, Upton Sinclair, that guy from that band, Francesca Lia Block, John Poindexter, Buster Poindexter, Poindexter from that cartoon with the dog, Tennessee Tuxedo, Tennessee Williams (well, no not him).

and you

Music:

almost anything at the right moment. I like to listen to the radio, especially WFMU, the overnight shows on WBAI, and 90.3 the Core!

Glenn Jones, Peter Boshan, Max Schmid, Tony Coulter and lately Jonathan Schwartz on WNYC.

and Pere Ubu, Stereolab, the Fall, Meat Puppets, Husker Du, Uncle Wiggly, Smack Dab, Dymaxion, the Gas Hounds, the Alter Boys (NYC), They Might Be Giants, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Explosion Robinson, Jethro Tull (Benefit!), Can, Faust, Free Design, Simon and Garfunkel (Bookends), ABBA, King Crimson (Larks Tounges in Aspic, Discipline), your band.

Movies:

I like movies. I almost always cry at movies. I cried during The Fantastic Four when the Thing's wife took off her ring. It was really sad. You got a problem with that?

Television:

We have a TV now, and I'm watching too much. Usually movies on Sundance or IFC or AMC. Nice to see "Greg the Bunny" back to life on IFC. I'll watch whatever anybody puts on. Or instead I surf the internet. Yeah, that's a lot better. Whatever.
I used to like the Daily Show, the Simpsons, South Park, that cartoon with the deadpan kinda depressed girl, the McLaughlin Group circa 1989, My Mother the Car, Fraggle Rock, Taxi, Soap, Hullaballoo, Teletubbies (well, I'm off the drugs now so probably not), Pokemon, Twin Peaks, that student show on Rutgers TV where kids talk about movies, that show where the old guy lectures about Western civilization and stuff, Uncle Floyd. But now I just flip around.

Books:

AACR2
Introduction to Book History by Finkelstein & McCleery
Introduction to United States Government Information Sources by Joe Morehead
Information and Records Management by Robek/Brown/Stephens
The Literary Underground of the Old Regime by Robert Darnton
Metadata Fundamentals for All Librarians by Priscilla Caplan
and
Soul Mountain by Gao Xingjian

Heroes:

was probably the best of the Eno/Bowie collaborations, though "I'm Afraid of Americans" has greater contemporary resonance.

My Blog

Fly Ashtray links for you

Due to overwhelming popular demand, or at least one or two offhand conversations, heres some Fly Ashtray resources where you can hear the sounds that moved dozens to go outside to drink bodega beer o...
Posted by John Hyena Spare-rib on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 09:05:00 PST

crossed that line

hey, thanks to Jennifer I now have enough friends to require a clickthrough to see them all at one time!  I am so much less pathetic now, and can resume my life with confidence, holding my head u...
Posted by John Hyena Spare-rib on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:54:00 PST

the Beekmans are home now

Mr andMrs Beekman are back from Iceland and living at 869 Johnson Apts., Rutgers.  Cell phone don't work in this circa-1966 building (must be all the layers of lead paint) but we will get an actu...
Posted by John Hyena Spare-rib on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:17:00 PST

Glenn Jones in Asbury Park

Saw the Glenn Jones radio show live from Asbury Park last weekend.  Lot's of fun!  I used to go to that Howard Johnson's with my mom every week in the summer for a couple of years, after we ...
Posted by John Hyena Spare-rib on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do not watch this!!!

if you want to maintain your something somethingness. http://z.wimp.com/a/rubberjohnny.swf (Chris Cunningham/Aphex Twin) better off going here: http://www.lecielestbleu.com/media/pateasonframe.htm...
Posted by John Hyena Spare-rib on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

very important posting...

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Posted by John Hyena Spare-rib on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST