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Mister Christopher

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Nerds and the Cock-Block

So Ashley and I are on our routine (or at least what should be routine) walk around UNM. Its not that late in the evening, so a lot of people are doing this that and the other (emphasis on other) on ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:26:00 GMT

The Flying Mouse

Ashley and I have two little furry friends living in our stove. Yes thats right mice. Its started off as no big deal. I thought to myself, "Ok, go get one of those sonic things to drive it away." I ke...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:31:00 GMT

Celibacy

Well, today is my 40th day of my year long vow of celibacy! Thats right, no sex, no masturbation and I threw no booze in there as well! The no booze has been a piece of cake! (And I'm not spending so ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:34:00 GMT

I think I am hyperventilating!

OH MY GOD! I met her! My idol! My Opera Heroine! Natalie Dessay! The best opera singer in the world right now! I snuck backstage at Santa Fe Opera after I saw The Magic Flute, and waited outside her d...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:07:00 GMT

When it rains it pours

Wow. What a day! Ok, yesterday I went to work at the salon. I was late, which is never a good sign. My boss gave me a flower arrangement to give to my mom. It spilled in my car, forcing me to carry th...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:35:00 GMT

Elizabethan Homoerotic Poetry

Here are some poems from Richard Barnfield (1574-1627)     Scarce had the morning Starre hid from the lightHeavens crimson Canopie with stars bespangled,But I began to rue th'unhappy sightOf...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 16:30:00 GMT

people

I like to people watch. ok its because im a looser and can't get a date  I'm sitting here at Flying Star (suprise suprise) This woman walked in a sat down. I think she is beautiful. Renaissance b...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 16:38:00 GMT

grrr

its not that hard chris. just open you mouth up and talk to the guy. he obviously likes you...im such a chicken shit!   chris
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 19:59:00 GMT

Why am I a scapegoat?

I just came from the plasma center. no more iris. im not alowed to donate. I'm gay, so therefore, in our society I'm an AIDS ridden, drug-addicted whore. I am so livid right now that I can't think of ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:37:00 GMT

My Life as a CrackWhore! Repressed False Memory Therepy

     Salutations, my name is Iris. I am a community service worker in The Bricklight District of Albuquerque, NM.      Today I needed some extra money, as my c...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:11:00 GMT