Brendan is many. Brendan is none. Brendan is waiting for you in your car. Brendan is in your pockets. Brendan is running through your veins. Brendan is good for your liver. Brendan is controlling your thoughts. Brendan is everywhere. Brendan is the war on boredom. Brendan annihilates. Brendan is seven letter word for joy. Brendan is quickly losing patience. Brendan yells in the library. Brendan eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Brendan is digging a hole to China. Brendan is invincable. Brendan ruins everything. Brendan runs near the swimming pool. Brendan keeps it real. Brendan writes you love letters. Brendan is in the water. Brendan doesn't sleep. Brendan systematically attacks the infrastructure of the totality. Brendan is a foul mouth. Brendan eats your homework. Brendan takes you home for dinner. Brendan is the dirt under your finger nails. Brendan is the song that never ends. Brendan gets down. Brendan gets up. Brendan is your baby. Brendan is neither. Brendan is good for your heart. Brendan destroys. Brendan creates. Brendan is immortal. Brendan pulls fire alarms. Brendan scuffs the gym floor. Brendan is looking though your mom's purse. Brendan is in general. Brendan aint nuttin' ta fuck wit'. Brendan runs it. Brendan sticks gum under the desk. Brendan is winning.
