Well, what can I say.... I was born in a Palmdale trailer park. My dad was a chihuahua, and my mom was an Adidas hi-top sneaker. They met while my dad was eating out of a garbage can on the side of the road, and instantly fell in love, or so my dad tells it. My mom is more of the quiet type.
I like attacking children, sleeping on the couch, lounging in sunbeams, dragging my bum across the carpet, pooing behind things, solving complex equations and my first love always.... cheese. She is a cruel and bewitching vixen, I can never get enough. Oh cheese, how you taunt me.....
