a text conversation between two scat fans |
M: I shall name this mostly submerged but partially beached turd: Lake Placid...lying in wait for it's next victim.G:Jesus manM:Yeah I was hoping you would appreciate that. its poop talk get used to i...
Posted by markdofunt on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST |
TONY DANZA TRANS-TEXAS EXTRAVAGANZA !!! |
&n...
Posted by markdofunt on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:07:00 PST |
Hark! He Hath Return-ed!!! |
Hark! He hath return-ed!!!
Well I'd like to thank you all for the comments, messages, and insults in my leave. It has been the most successful Lent season in my 20 year run. As many of you know I...
Posted by markdofunt on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:30:00 PST |
40 days and 40 nights |
Well as a part of Lent I'll be giving up Myspace...so don't be offended when I don't return comments or messages. I'm depending on the bigger assholes of our group to keep me honest (you kn...
Posted by markdofunt on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:13:00 PST |
Moment of Claritry 2 |
An exerpt from Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh.
"With any luck, I'd achieve half of this. I was dying. I knew it, I felt it. It was beyond transitory depression. I wa...
Posted by markdofunt on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:22:00 PST |
The near demise of a one Albino Squirrel |
So I'm on the third floor of the university union just smoking a cigarette, minding my on business. I look up and see the albino squirrel (The albino squirrel is one of UNT's prized possesio...
Posted by markdofunt on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 08:48:00 PST |
Scott T is my hero. |
Just so everyone knows what a badass Scott T is; this is a comment he left his former journalism teacher.
Scott
1/29/2006 11:26 AM Hello Mallett.Yesterday I watched an episode of Star Trek,...
Posted by markdofunt on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:12:00 PST |
Moment of Clarity 1 |
"Oh, but I'm so small I can barely be seen... how can this great love be inside of me?" &n
bsp; Look at your eyes... they're small...
Posted by markdofunt on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:23:00 PST |
