That's what she/he/they said... - [Funny things my people say. Some may leave you clueless and/or offended. Hooray! Enjoy.]
- "Give me a cookie. I am from that place in Africa. I may not look black but I really am. I'm albino. So give me the cookie!" - Jessi
- "Just keep your pants on and you won't have any problems." - Chelsea
- "I need someone to frolic with... and create fond memories. *cries inside*" - Me
- "Your a girl now... I dont think tight clothes and make up will change that." - Scott
- "Silly goose *feels awkward saying that*" - Scott
- "I've been reduced to swearing." - Me, "That's not reducing. That's gaining vocab." - Nick
- "I don't know how to get there." - Me, "[Pause...] Are you here already?" - Kylea
- "I've got too much man in me to be gay." - Scott
- "My lipgloss makes all the boys wanna ride me" - Scott
- "I know how to cook the steak. I just watched Brokeback Mountain the other day." - girl on tv, "That wasn't steak..." - Scott
- [Explaining what they'd say after I join World of Warcraft.] "Oh F**k, they got another one." - Nick
- "Okay. Let's make a pact! 'I will always be awesome, and be sure to spead my awesomeness through out the world forever and a day... and always obey the law... so I don't end up like Paris.....with a cellmate named Crazy Sally (who is not very awesome)'" - Anna
- ""Anna, silly mammel, you!" - Me
- "Cuddle cuddle die!" - Scott
- [Explaining what happened on 'Lost' to my dad] "They crashed on an island... they don't know what's happening... there ya go!" - Me
- "Danga danga danga. Let's take a rope and hangya." - my mom [for a reason that is unknown to me.]
- "You're whoreble, and not the tasty kind either..." - Me
- [Speaking of Top friends] "You have been promoted." - Nick R., "Oh la la! I was hoping for that raise. I wasn't earning enough for the three kids." - Me
- "Oh look she's killing him... we all laugh." - Aunt Kati
- "I kill goblins to gain stength." - Aunt Kati
- "It hurts inside to know how much he is a retard" - Me
- [Duel between pronouncing "lol" as "lohl" or "lahl", on how "lohl" died] "Yea cos lahl came at him and went aaahhhhhh and he was ooohhhh and died." - Nick
- "You know what happens at 3, dont you?" - Phoebe,
"Kenny the kidney eater crawls out of your basement and eats your kidney." - Scott, "Oh gosh" - Phoebe
- "That boy from Cute is What We Aim for is cute, I tell ya what." - Nick
- "Need to bed... pee... wtf!" - Nick
- [About knowing who Ron Weasley is] "Wow I feel ...white for knowing that." - John
- "Scott says that because I turned 13 on Friday the 13th, then I'm the devil. Maybe that's why they hate me." - Me
- "Damn creative mind! Putting in quirky and clever remarks with quotations." - Nick R.
- "I hate you. You hate me. I hope it burns when you pee." - Me
- "It's bingo night down at the Loon!" - Scott
- "I don't need to be cool. I have a girlfriend. I don't need to be straight. I have a girlfriend. I don't need to care. I have a girlfriend." - Nick
- "Silly rabbit... cucumbers dont have bladders" - Scott
- "'Gee wilikers Batman... the mole men have taken over the city.' Batman: 'stfu noob'" - Scott
- "Msn is going emo." - Scott
- "Feathers don't have penguins!" - Nick
- "Don't touch me when your talking about your balls!" - Nick
- "You can have her! Just stay away from my balls!" - Scott
- "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the douchiest one of all?" - Scott
- "Nick, put my pants on! Put my pants on before Russell gets me!" - Scott
- "I have a constant buzz in my genes." - Nick
- [Paula was talking about elephants] "That reminds me! I saw this turkey." - Phoebe
- "Where are you away to?" - Me, "Magic Land." - Scott
- "This is just about the second gayest thing I've ever saw." - Scott
- "Who ever made this should be shot." - Scott
- "I wonder if it's posible to 3 some this thing" - Scott
- "Gaylord is like the fat cousin that every one doesn't like and makes fun of." - Scott
- "I know too much... I'm too amazing .. I make every one else look like losers so they want me taken out." - Scott
- "Make up is just a blemish on natural beauty." - John
- "If vampires existed, girls would have to hide one week of each month." - John
- "Are you a fatty? Take the quiz at fat-quiz.com... I'm pretty sure if you are fat you don't need a quiz to tell you." - Scott
- "I don't wanna live in a house built out of sticks!" - Aunt Kati
- [Talking about how Rent is one of the longest running musicals, right next to Beauty and the Beast and a play where they get naked.] "There's Rent, dancing spoons, and a nudie revue." - Anthony Rapp [He did too! I was there!]
- "Argh, I gotta put on pants." - Jerrica
- "I'm too lazy to wear clothes some time." - Jerrica
- "Kourtney's real irritated." - Me, "I hear there's ointments for that." - Nick R.
- [to my dog, Bob] "Let's go outside! When I say 'let's' I mean just you..." - Me
- "It's all about outgaying the next person. And I outgayed him. I win." - Nick
- "It's like being high without the aftertaste." - Nick
- "I coulda swore that said 'non-stop nudity'." - Scott
- [holding up crackers, and imagining them on Nick's head] "Nick has cracker hair!" - Scott
- "Put that on your quote page and smoke it!" - Nick
- "My ebnis is a superhero." - Mike
- "She can't hear us 'cause there are no lights on." - Nick
- "We're magical. Maybe we should be unicorns." - Jenny
- "They're nicer than the white girls." - Katie Beth
- [With hand/arm movements] "XO, XO, big heart, then my name!" - Katie W
- "Oh nelly... Furtado!" - Anna
- "They should just say it at the begining. Like "Welcome to American Idol! He loses." - Nick
- "Your mom's very crafty." - Nick, "She just gets these urges." - Paula
- "One turkey. A lonely turkey. I wanna make a turkey sandwich out of him." - Paula
- "Katie, do you have brist?" - Jenny
- "I scrolled down. Ok. I'm a scroller. I'm a scroller." - Jenny
- "She looks *hiccup* sassy." - Jenny
- "What are you resting?" - Me, "My potty." - Katie Beth
- "What if I married a firefighter and he had blue eyes?" - Jenny
- "Are you a firefighter, 'cause you're smoking!" - Jenny
- [Music videos started replaying around 7am] "I guess it's repeat time... 'cause it's time to go to bed." - Jenny
- "I can't go up steps straight. How am I gunna drive home?" - Tiffany
- "Donate your "boat". Be a hooker!" - Scott
- "Check out my sweet car. I felt Asian when I designed it." - Mike
- "I'm offended for Nick." - Scott
- "Then run into the band room screaming and I'll go kill the beast for you." - Anna
- "Well the first step is the most important. If you miss it, you trip." - Scott
- "Get naked and say, 'Take me Russell.'" - Nick
- "Ten cent coin!" - Samm
- "Marco Polo is a real person! I thought he was just a game." - Paula
- [Paula didn't hear what emily said.] "Where's my Tampax??" - Paula
- "Why didn't you tell me your mom caught a fish??" - Paula
- "I found clouds." - Me, "You found soap?" - my mom, "I found clouds!" - Me, "They could be soap..." - my mom
- "Do you like my shoes?" - Paula, "Yeah. Like mine?" another student, "No, not really." - Paula
- "Zac Efron. He's all I wanna do. (All I wanna do is Zac Efron.)" - Scott
- "Get up and look to see if his pants are still on." - Me "You're on top. You look." - Scott
- "He's such a frickin' player. Excuse my French. That wasn't really swearing... or French." - Kylea
- "My pants are too big." - Me, "Eat a sandwich." - my dad
- "Pants are coming down!" - Paula
- "I'm called Mr. Scott." - Scott
- [Explaining that Sam should wear one of his sister's dresses.] "She's fat. You'll fit." - Nick
- [One baby cries, they all cry!] "Babies are contagious." - Scott
- "I'm good at blowing. I play the trumpet." - Samm
- [I'm not too nice about teen pregnancy.] "Your clothes just fall off." - Me, "Obviously." - my mom
- "Wanna check out ladies with me?" - Paula [to her boyfriend.]
- "I just wanna go for the boobs!" - Paula [She said I could put it on here. :O Oh snap.]
- "Woah. I just saw a lot of Kourtney..." - Paula
- "Well psh to the mean things and have a sexy time." - Samm
- "Spray on confidence. Looks natural. Main ingredient: corn syrup." - Scott
- "I like to move it move it. He can't move it. He's dead." - Scott
- "I just found out I had a cousin." - Me, "It's better than finding out you have a baby." - Scott
Linkage - Let's pretend these links are here for you to click... while, in reality, they are here so I remember that I go there sometimes... :/
My axcessmypics.com photo blog. - Pictures from mainly my cell phone.
Facebook me! - Facebook me!
My Flixster - If I remember to rate the movies I watch, those go here.
My iPod - He forgets to update sometimes.
Explosm.net - You must read Cyanide and Happiness.
Toothpastefordinner.com - Better than eating poptarts!
Nataliedee.com - Awesomeness with every bite.
