Dude, this is honestly one of the funniest fuckin things I've seen in a very long time...thanks, Tracy. But in any case,I have just found a new passion in my life, and it's called gym time (it helps me clear my head and release a shitload of stress;it certainly beats me crying on somebody's shoulder). Aside from that, I love playing the piano, listen to music, movies are an extremely big hobby of mine. Though I've cut down the drinking drastically, it is football season (go dolphins! even though we suck this year) and you know what that means, wings and beer! haha. Going out clubbing is always fun from time to time cause I do enjoy a nice dance with someone who can. I have much more to say but I am too tired and lazy right now to do so. Oh, and how can I forget the most important one...
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
I'd like to meet:
Watch David Blane fuck with these fags...frickin hysterical.I would like to have met Jesus and just hang out with Him for a bit, see Him walk across a lake or something, and just have a really cool afternoon. I would love to meet Dane Cook, cause me and that mofo have the same damn sense of humor and we'd be messing everybody up (this also goes for Carlos Mencia and Pablo Fransisco, some of the best stand up comics i know). I would like to have met Ghandi and ask why he wore diapers. Last, but not least, I would love to meet Jessica Simpson. Yes, I know she's hot, but I wouldn't meet her just for her looks. No...no...I'd meet her cause I would love to see her hold down her sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat! Buahaha...Oh, and yeah, how can I forget...fuckin ex-wife #1 (for now, anyway. I'll look for #2 later)
Music:
Before I start this one, this fuckin video I just found, and it's hilarious. check it out (P.S. I don't watch that faggot-ass show, American Idol, but I caught a glimpse of this video on a morning show and thought it was too funny to pass up.) Enjoy, bitchesSANJAYA!I like to listen to everything, and yes that includes country music. As a matter of fact, country music is pretty pimp, if I do say so myself. Classical, heavy metal, not so into rap (I hate dipshits that make a shitload of money by talking about "bitches, hoes, and big rims"). And, I cannot lie, the music from the following video is pretty sweet...haha check it outSeriously, I want what this dude is fuckin shooting up...can I score it here or do I have to import it from Germany?And this next piece is dedicated to all of my ghetto-ass Hialeah folk...THIS IS HOW WE DO, BITCHES!P.S. I used to date girls like that! haha, well, I wouldn't mind dating them again. They were rather entertaining!And now, i'm in quite a Shinedown mood, cause they are a fuckin raw as hell band! The band plays with a lot of heart, and I love that. Check this song out.
Movies:
This shit's wayy too funnyOh, man...this is a definite tough one for me...I love wayy too many to name. As you can tell, i'm a huge movie enthusiast ( I should be a frickin movie critic! I'll blow people like Siskel and Roepert right out of the water!). Screw 'em! Wanna find out about my taste in movies, just hit me up and we'll talk about it. Btw, check this shit out...I'm already calling it...one of the sweetest fuckin movies of '07 right here, aside from Reno911:Miami! haha
Television:
HA! This is a great one, television. I absolutely love The Simpsons, South Park (::Towlie:: You wanna get high?), Family Guy and American Dad. Those are just the cartoons...I also love watching Friends (yes, the re-runs, I dont care), Everybody Loves Raymond, The King of Queens...and many others that I'm too tired to list. Again, as in the "movie" section, hit me up and we'll talk tvArkadjthguehr! I am Ahnold!
Books:
I absolutely love Dante Alighieri's "The Divine Comedy". Aside from all that, I love reading stories on Greek Mythology and Alexandre Dumas novels. There are a few more things I love to read about, but shall refrain due to the fact that it may wierd some people out...but not if you know me...so if you wanna know...be my friend and u shall see
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Heroes:
Myself...but I would also like to mention that even tho they are not necessarily my heroes, I love the band "Shinedown", especially this song which was in dedication to Dimebag Darryll of the group formerly known as Pantera. Rest in peace, man. Not only this, but this song reminds me of my mom. Check it out, it's a good video.
