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Not Your Ordinary Girl

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I'd like to meet:


..A lot of different people...not only will I tell you who, but I will tell you why as well... 1)The person who told the little old lady at the grocery that she will get an award if she has the "exact change". I would love to meet that person so I could kick them in the balls...it's people like that which hold up the lines...it's bad enough that all those cashiers are geniuses anyways, but then to deal with that!!! 2)The people that send money to "Feed the Children" in other countries...Don't we have enough hungry children right here in the USA??? Then, you send your money to another country, and it ALL doesn't even go towards the cause...show me how to feed my kids on 79 cents a day, and I'll show you how I became a millionaire overnight...I would love to slap you people silly. 3)Car dealers that tell fat people that they should drive small cars...WTF??? Do you people realize that you look like a whale stuffed into a tin can? That car dealer saw "SUCKER" written on you a mile away. I would love to meet you so I could tell your dumbass off. 4)Zoo Keepers that keep getting attacked...Let's see...I'm no Zoology or Biology major, but c'mon!!! Wild animals...Humans....Hmmm...do the math sherlock! I would love to meet you, just so I could get my hands on your degree and rip it up into tiny pieces right in front of your face. 5)People that think "black" makes you look thinner at all times...doesn't work if you're in a white room idiot! In fact, I really wouldn't want to meet you, because you are just that much of an idiot to believe that myth. Now...REAL people that I would like to meet are: Morgan Freeman, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, George Clooney, and my future husband...lol...Either way, I am proud to say that I have met both Larry & Jimmy Flynt!

My Blog

Hey Whore!

Like using peoples credit cards without their consent???  I'm pretty sure that is illegal...I dunno, misuse of a credit card, theft, possible identity theft...I have a few friends on here that ar...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 20:39:00 GMT

A Short Story About Black Widows

Ever think about the past, for no reason at all?  Kind of like random thoughts...Well, I'm sitting here, and I've got just racing thoughts, so I thought I would blog. So, let me tell you what's o...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:19:00 GMT

Peoples Pics Make Me Laugh!

Why do people do this???  Post OLD ass pics of themselves as their profile pic?  Are they really that insecure about how they look, that this is necessary for them?  I'm so confused.&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:17:00 GMT