..A lot of different people...not only will I tell you who, but I will tell you why as well...
1)The person who told the little old lady at the grocery that she will get an award if she has the "exact change". I would love to meet that person so I could kick them in the balls...it's people like that which hold up the lines...it's bad enough that all those cashiers are geniuses anyways, but then to deal with that!!!
2)The people that send money to "Feed the Children" in other countries...Don't we have enough hungry children right here in the USA??? Then, you send your money to another country, and it ALL doesn't even go towards the cause...show me how to feed my kids on 79 cents a day, and I'll show you how I became a millionaire overnight...I would love to slap you people silly.
3)Car dealers that tell fat people that they should drive small cars...WTF??? Do you people realize that you look like a whale stuffed into a tin can? That car dealer saw "SUCKER" written on you a mile away. I would love to meet you so I could tell your dumbass off.
4)Zoo Keepers that keep getting attacked...Let's see...I'm no Zoology or Biology major, but c'mon!!! Wild animals...Humans....Hmmm...do the math sherlock! I would love to meet you, just so I could get my hands on your degree and rip it up into tiny pieces right in front of your face.
5)People that think "black" makes you look thinner at all times...doesn't work if you're in a white room idiot! In fact, I really wouldn't want to meet you, because you are just that much of an idiot to believe that myth.
Now...REAL people that I would like to meet are:
Morgan Freeman, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, George Clooney, and my future husband...lol...Either way, I am proud to say that I have met both Larry & Jimmy Flynt!