katie masterbatie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Drifting away like a feather in air
Letting words take me away from the hurt and dispair
So I'm keeping the vertical forever elevator
Riding the escalator to the something that is greater

dont say retard. we prefer to be called 'little people' because there is nothing wrong with being mentally challenged. In fact, i've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties , and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.

meatwad.
mastershake told me to go in the freezer
cuz there was a carnival in there.
there wasn't no carnival, it was a damn freezer!
i got freezer burn,
and i got mushed up against a chicken.

dENY196: youre such a fag
dENY196: haha
mai mestiza: shudup gayboy
dENY196: good one
dENY196: fuckin dumbass
dENY196: youre pretty tho
mai mestiza: :'(
dENY196: :o
mai mestiza: you're an idiot
now that's what i call love.

My Interests

Music:

nujabes. a tribe called quest. red hot chili peppers. common. coldplay. beatles. ali farka toure. rachael yamagata. nirvana. mos def. jay z. journey. disturbed. chopin. dipset. creedence clearwater revival. kanye. run dmc. 3 6 mafia. NIN. pearl jam. counting crows. augustana. nina simone. dave matthews band. green day. alicia keys. tears for fears. marques johnson. bb king. eric clapton. claude debussy. passions. simon and garfunkel. styx. brian mcknight. goapele. wannadies. beck. bob seger and the silver bullet band. fleetwood mac. jack johnson. outkast. lil wayne. john lee hooker. wu tang. floetry. 112. craig david. damien rice. michael buble. air supply. stevie wonder. billy joel. queen. matisyahu. bone thugs n harmony. marvin gaye. john lennon. the cranberries. creed. n.e.r.d. ray charles. everlast. david bowie. the grey album. doors. sarah mclachlan. dru hill. james taylor. santana. the eagles. jimi hendrix. elvis. radiohead. foo fighters. frank sinatra. gorillaz. the who. hall and oates. jimmy buffett. madonna. john mayer. led zepplin. matchbox 20. michael jackson. pink floyd. missy elliot. norah jones. mozart. jamie foxx. rolling stones. corrine bailey ray.

Movies:

shawshank redemption. braveheart. cool hand luke. amelie. coming to america. life aquatic with steve zissou. the royal tenanbaums. ong bak. the protector. 50 first dates. super troopers. trading places. anchorman. unfaithful. american history x. blazing saddles. 40 year old virgin. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. lucky number slevin. napoleon dynamite. garden state. les miserables. old school. spaceballs. a river runs through it. lost in translation. ma vie en rose. big fish. the terminal. matchstick men. lion king. finding nemo. scarface. pulp fiction. kill bill vol. 1 and 2. donnie darko. fight club. meet joe black. desperado. brown sugar. forrest gump. the crow. gladiator. city of angels. little miss sunshine. poolhall junkies. the prestige. 300. amores perros. the departed.
try to do charades with those, bitches.

Television:

house. lost. [adult swim]: family guy. futurama. robot chicken. big o. inuyasha. cowboy bebop. old tgif episodes. fresh prince. csi. tbs: too funny to sleep. late night with conan. run's house. rob and big. flavor of love. i love new york. charm school. daily show. the colbert report. vh1's i love the 80's and 90's. oprah. mythbusters. nip/tuck. drawn together. full metal alchemist. tennis. wiz games. skins games.

Books:

the unwanted. important things that don't matter. da vinci code. the kitchen god's wife. a hundred secret senses. memoirs of a geisha. the kite runner. beyond good & evil. the areas of my expertise.
currently reading: The Black Dahlia

Heroes:

Dad, Mom, and Chuck Norris.

My Blog

[04.12.06][01.02.07]

01.02.07 yeah....you read it right :)12.06.06 edit: being a girl certainly has its advantages. for example, not paying the 150 bucks for your car getting towed. oh yeah, i still got it ;)edit edit: f...
Posted by katie masterbatie on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST

[02.02.06][04.02.06]

04.02.06 it was a bad day for basketball. mason lost to FSU and my bulldawgs lost in the semi's. but i still love both of them and will still be a huge fan of both. but i know that joe dre and jing wi...
Posted by katie masterbatie on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:21:00 PST

a collage of favorites

me and babar, kicking some motherfucking ass. sinful my lips, o trespass sweetly urge, give me my sin again. what is history but a fable agreed upon?if you ever want to feel like the wor...
Posted by katie masterbatie on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:38:00 PST

how to please me

Play with her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Snuggle, Hold her hand, and lightly kiss her. Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the river; she'll scream and fight you but secretl...
Posted by katie masterbatie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST