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Ms. Esquire

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About Me

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ABOUT ME
Name: Mel
Birthday: Sept. 13
Birthplace: Cleveland
Current Location: North Philthy
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: White tennis shoes
Your Weakness: unavailable men / fried food
Your Fears: failure in general
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass the bar
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whatever
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't want to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: My Smile
Your Bedtime: around midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: Homemade Apple Cider
Pepsi or Coke: Root Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like a F---ing Sailor
Do you Sing: loudly and off key
Do you Shower Daily: generally
Have you Been in Love: Purely Unrequited
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: As long as there is a limit on the time we spend together
Do you like Thunderstorms: When I can cuddle up and spend the day in bed
Do you play an Instrument: no, wish I did though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: unfortunately, I have been very good lately
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, shoes and cute underwear were on sale
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its winter
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Too Often
Ever been called a Tease: I'm too aggressive to play that shy girl role
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, I don't fight unless I know I can win
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: of old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia this week
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel or light brown
Favourite Hair Color: NOT BLOND!
Short or Long Hair: I have a love jones for dudes with locks
Height: over 6 feet
Weight: 180-200 range
Best Clothing Style: stylish, grown and sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Trick Questions will be ignored
Number of CDs I own: Like 6, mostly MP3s these days
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: none for about another month
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Yeah not going there
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My Blog

What a Woman Wants

This is poem loosely based (heavily edited, plagiarized whatever ) on one by Kim Addonizio But it spoke to me so I am sharing   I want a red dress. I want it expensive and luxurious, I w...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 16:21:00 GMT

LU GRAD writes book. . .

HAVE YALL HEARD ABOUT THIS? (see below) I'll hold my comments on this one, thoughts?   --Forwarded Message Attachment--From: [email protected]: [email protected]; [email protected]; ca...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 21:16:00 GMT

Nappy Headed Hoes, the DVD

http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur33430.cfm SPEECHLESS!!!!! What do yall think?
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:26:00 GMT

Dick will make you slap somebody

Come on who hasn't been there? LMAO This is hilarious but I think she does make some valid points. This is my first attempt at embedding so if it doesn't work you can find he...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:30:00 GMT

We US and ME

We, Us and ME If your WE doesn't include Me then how can you claim that we (the one that does include Me) can still be US because by definition Your WE negates Our US and even though Our Sou...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:37:00 GMT

You Found Me

I am loving this song. Clearly it would be better if there were music to go along with it, or maybe a video. But not being addicted to youtube like some people that's not gonna happen. So here are the...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:37:00 GMT

You're plain. . . but that's a good thing

So I'm sitting in the lobby at school, commenting on my friend's blog. And I feel someone watching me. I look up to see the old ass security guard trying to read over my shoulder. Of course the commen...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 19:35:00 GMT

Bush Slogan

1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush2) 1/20/09: End of an Error3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First5) If You Want a Nation...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 13:45:00 GMT

People insist on pissing me off

..>     I am so ANGRY right now I could spit fire. See this is why I hate to get upset because when I do I can't calm down. My fucking landlord, this old senile Ukranian Bitch had the ne...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 17:37:00 GMT

I was actually busy at work today

BUT I still found time for more Haikku. . . the heart if ficke/ fleeting from onw to another/ so untamed and free my hearts run amuk/the illusion of control/ so suddenly lost falling hard and fast/ f...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 17:56:00 GMT