Zac

Trying to figure out life, carving out my niche with a dull spoon. I'm pursuing an illustrious career in "art", inspiring to one day be affluent enough to afford some of the finer things in life, like a cardboard box to live in(double corrugation of course). I listen to music unending, pretending that my life has my own soundtrack. When something special happens like finding five bucks in an old pair of jeans, it qualifies as a shredding guitar solo. When something crappy happens like opening your wallet and moths fly out (it could happen) it's more of a trombone "bwanh bwaannh". IMHO: Coffee is best when black and muddy, bear hugs can be deadly when drunk, Kurt Russell is the best actor ever, obscure Simpsons quotes are smile worthy, air guitar is a form of cardiovascular exercise, patience is a virtue, tolerance is a neccesity. I enjoy quality sideburns, looking to comic books and some of our finer 19th century presidents for inspiration, planning on that one day where there's a marketing campaign with the catch phrase, "Muttonchops, they're not just for dinner." I was a nerd before being nerdy became cool, making me infinitely cooler than you. I have a penchant for bad movies, but know there is a difference between and a good bad movie and a bad bad movie. I've been in multiple car accidents, had a gun to my head, watched a 48 hour marathon of Baywatch and have survived through it all. In my dreams I hunt Republican vampires, corporate zombies and totalitarian werewolves. In my nightmares, I'm just a normal guy.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4