Hey, im 15. First name David last name Green. My buddy Adrian told me that when he was in safeway he say this dude had 16 items in th 15 item limit line and this ninja totally popped out and cut his head off true story. Just so you know ninja's will chop your head and won't even think twice about it. Oh and this one time Adrian and I were hanging out and I totally made a doodoo pop to see if Adrian will eat it, and so im like Adrian you want a fudge sikle bro, he was all like "ok, but it better not be a doodoo pop," and im all like "shit no I ain't no d-bag." He totally believed me. So I got myself a normal fudge sickle, and brought him the doodoo pop. I hand it to him and he is all like "DDAAAVVVEEE is this a doodoo pop" and im all like "shit no I ain't no d-bag." So he is like fine and he then places his tongue on his bottom lip in preparation to lick. The lick starts, at this point im holding back tears of joy. He licks the doodoo pop, screams and socks me in the nuts. True story and totally worth it.
