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shawn

if the japs took over, RIGHT NOW... my chopstick skills would probably come in handy

About Me

my impatience has thrown me into another situation i could have done without. unemployed, once again... i resort to the only true hustle i have ever felt was right for me. my medium? 52 rectangular shaped cards with printed numbers and symbols on them. my hobby, my income... my livlihood. and i call her, Poker.

My Interests

i'm interested in many thangs. money is not one of them. i only strive for money because it will bring what i do, essentially, crave... respect.
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I'd like to meet:

i want to go heads up with daniel negraneau. i want to make him fold his kang high flush, to my full-house bluff. i want to meet phil helmuth, so i can force him to play his low suited connectors against my high pocket pair, because he's been folding to me all night, and i've been bluffing... AND showing my bluffs to him. i wanna meet todo leonidas... so i can bluff the shat out of him, and when he folds... he'll be like "you make me fold best hand in poker. me hate you shawn shinohara. me hate you, long time..."

Music:

gnarls barkley/Cee-Lo, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Lauryn Hill, 2pac, redman, methodman, biggie smalls, NWA, wyclef jean, CAMPLO, akon, RedHCP, Nirvana, doors, weezer, aesop rock, master p NO LIMIT FOO UUUUUUUUUNNNGGHHhhhhhhhhhhh

Movies:

i don't watch movies... i live them.

Television:

no, thanks... i'm trying to quit.

Books:

yes, please. nevermind... just add yourself to the map down there. see if you can spot your house. i found mine. that map is tripped out homie

Heroes:

mike, the mouth, matisow

My Blog

the fountain of youth is in japan, apparently...

TOKYO (Reuters) - An 111-year-old Japanese just named the world's oldest man said he owed his longevity to steering clear of alcohol.  uh-oh   "I don't drink alcohol -- that is the biggest r...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:18:00 PST

alls i wanna knows, iz... who's coming with me?

http://www.exoticlandmarksgoa.com/ it's official.  i just made this decision, and i think i'm goint to have to commit on this one... i'm going for a MONTH... or until i get sick of the place. 5-s...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:43:00 PST

the wake-up call (...or how i'm glad i've learned from my mistakes)

     i was at a randall's (houston's answer for Tom Thumb or HEB) grocery store today. as i was leaving, a sudden comotion startled me.  a skinny black male, between 5'-1...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

i hate SPAM

Dear Shawn, You have recently posted your resume on the CareerBuilder Database. The manager here had a chance to review that and saw some things that might be a potential fit for us. Th...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

rancid

i recieved this e-mail the other day...     Subject: Alcoholic beverage vs. Water> > > > > In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated> that if we drink 1 liter ...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

deplorable condition

   today was a stormy, rainy day in houston.  shat was wild, too, son...  the electricity went out where i worked at, and it was sheer pandemonium.  the weather was straight u...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

the cure

   i was grillin with my buddy the other day, and one of the big ass ribs fell on the ground, outside in the backyard.  we looked at each other, and i immediately said, "hey, fire ...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:42:00 PST

gal's panic

       what can i say about a band that i remember almost nothing about?  not much i guess, except that i'll probably be visiting austin a lot more often...  ho...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST

act I; scene ii

     conspiracy theories had consumed much of his thoughts throughout his lifetime.  none of them concerned, were relevant, or correlated with his own life in any way, shape, form ...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

samurai sangre

  my pops came into houston today because he needed to get a visa in order to go back to japan to work.  he just became a united states citizen last year, and so now he must obtain visa's in...
Posted by shinosaurus REX on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:58:00 PST