Ah, yes. Michael Patrick McSorley. I remember him well. Thinking about those cherished times in the springtime of my youth brings about a feeling that can only be described as restrained exuberance. Or, perhaps more accurately, uncontrollable belligerence.
If my memory serves me right; he, in one deftly executed act, saved my life whilst under attack by a family of bears, Thwarted an invasion of blood-thirsty Cicadas, won the race for governor of california (only to be voted out of office by a landslide when everyone realized that he had no qualificaitons for gubernatorial office whatsoever), and seduced the entire swedish bikini team-- all by showcasing his folded paperclip art skills.
He has been known to eat hotdogs kamikaze style (where you eat the dogs separately from the buns, dunk the buns in soda, and then shove them in your mouth.). He can shuck oysters with his wang. He can even make a woman come simply by uttering the word: lindenburgerstrasse.
I once heard a story about his days in elementary school, where he won the state spelling bee by correctly spelling antidefactoquixoticism.
In all, he's a pretty rad dude. If you have the means, I highly reccommend getting to know him. Prefferably in the biblical sense.- Jesus
You are: Chuck Sheen
After what seemed like a couple of decades on top, you find yourself in less demand than you were in those "golden days" back in 1986. This, however, does not get you down. You are Charlie Fucking Sheen, and besides, what relationship is more meaningful than that of a $200 escort and ANY john with an 8-ball?
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Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
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Your Monster Name Is: Jesus
You Feast On: Working-class Jews circa A.D. 30
You Lurk Around In: Galleli, and most certainly NOT in North America, as purported by the mormans.
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