All you need to know about Standard iSsue Trainwreck Of-A-Magazine is:
-It's from Ottawa, Canada;
-It's the illegitimate love child of the magazines PUNK, THRASHER and MAD;
-It's free and you can have one, and;
-The internet is lame/for kooks.
If you live in Ottawa and wanna touch and feel and stroke and caress a copy of Standard iSsue with your own two hands, there's a list of places you can get one a few lines down.
If you live outside of Ottawawesome and want a copy, go to STANDARDISSUEMAG.COM and click on the link that says '$TORE'.  It'll only cost you a couple of bucks for an issue (shipping included).
If you need to vent your outrage, either send us a MySpace message or float an e-mail over to [email protected]
WHERE TO PICK UP STANDARD iSSUE IN OTTAWA:
DOWNTOWN/THE MARKET
Vertigo Records
193 Rideau St.
End Hits
407 Dalhousie St.
Neon
60 George St.
Norml
184 Rideau St.
CENTRETOWN
Invisible Cinema
319 Lisgar St.
The Aloha Room
EDIT: The ALOHA ROOM sucks balls now; some douchebag club guy from Montreal bought it and didn't want the ALOHA crowd interfering with his date raping frat boy empire. So we don't leave copies there anymore.
Spaceman Music (formerly Song Bird Music)
388 Gladstone Ave.
Sounds Unlikely
5 Arlingotn Ave.
THE GLEBE
Birdman Sound
593-B Bank St.
HOW TO READ STANDARD iSSUE ON THE STUPID OL' INTERNET:
You can either go to STANDARDISSUEMAG.COM and read it there, or you can read it right here on MyFace.  I mean Spacebook:
ISSUE #8 - Summer 2009
GAGA WEEKEND re-cap!  Small Town Weirdos!  Free Band Names!!  Barfing!  GERM ATTAK interview!  More!
ISSUE #7 - Spring 2009
Snakehead Fish!  Guilty Pleasures!  Carruthers reviews more books he found in the garbage!  SAVAGE CRIMES interview!  DEMON'S CLAWS interview!  MASSHYSTERI interview!  More!
ISSUE #666 - January 2009
Stayed In China!  Chicken Killa!  The Fucking Machines interview!  Statues interview!  The Kids interview!  Comix, reviews, columns, band news, more!
ISSUE #5 - November 2008
Mosh Right, Morons!, Salem's Lame!, Notes From A Disappointing Man!, Fire Brawlers!, The White Wires, Brutal Knights, more.
ISSUE #4 - June 2008
Best Albums Of '07, Quitting Smoking, Fake Punks Fuck Off, The Suppositories, The Visitors, The Holy Cobras, more.
ISSUE #3 - January 2008
Poo Transplants, How To Kill Soft Rock, Anatomy Of A Punk Rock Washroom, Million Dollar Marxists, more.  (This is the first PDF we've put up in colour, so it requires even LESS of you than the other ones!)
ISSUE #2 - Summer 2007
Best Albums Of 2006, Crack Smoking, Garbage Book-Reading, METZ, more.  (The quality on this PDF is WAY better than on the first one, so you can read it without rupturing your precious eyeballs, you fairy.)
ISSUE #1 - April 2007
Cockroaches, Manliness, Pirate Flags, Single Moms, Sleeping Pilot, more.  (Sorry about the shitty quality of the PDF; we realize it's an ordeal to make out some of this shit.  Next issue's'll be better, alright?)
