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About Me

It's hard not to sound like a pretentious prick when describing yourself in one of these idiotic bios. Anyway, I'll give it my best shot to get across that I'm just a normal guy:"Sheldon discovered the joy of Myspace whilst on safari in the jungles of darkest Afrique. He and his trusty manservant Chang were hacking through a particularly dense tangle of deadly razorvines when they heard a peculiar chanting from up ahead. Having been trained among the ninja clans of the Yakamoto provinces, it was a simple matter for Sheldon to creep stealthily up and investigate the bizarre chanting:"Tankas fo'da Adda! Tankas fo'da Adda! Tankas fo'da Adda!"What Sheldon discovered in that clearing changed his life forever. He was surprised to discover a fearsome tribe of pygmy savages dancing in a cirlce around a small gray box, their spears raised high. One of the savages, clearly some type of priest or medicine man, was sitting cross-legged in front of the box, tapping it with his gnarled fingers in some unholy rhythm."Tankas fo'da Adda! Tankas fo'da Adda!"Sheldon was perplexed by the gutteral dialect the savages were using in their chant. He spoke thirty seven languages and this was like nothing he had ever come across before in all his many travels. Then he understood...Their terrifying chant was in no foriegn language at all, but a perversion of the Queen's own English!"Thanks for the add! Thanks for the add! Thanks for the add."If Sheldon knew what was good for him, he would have run away in fear at that very moment. Alas, Sheldon has never known the meaning of the word fear and he boldly stepped into the gathering of bloodthirsty Myspace savages. The rest, as they say, is history.(Sheldon also invented a time machine, but he doesn't like to brag about that.)"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Carrie Fisher circa 1977. Think about it.Oh, and these guys:

My Blog

Wicked little Town

Forgive me,For I did not know.'Cause I was just a boyAnd you were so much moreThan any god could ever plan,More than a woman or a man.And now I understand how much I took from you:That, when everythin...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:14:00 GMT

I’m so ashamed

(from Time Magazine)Determined to shape his legacy in Iraq, President Bush has cut Congress out of his negotiations with the al-Maliki government. Despite repeated requests, the Administration has ref...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:23:00 GMT

Cross Posted - "Adventures and Mishaps in Toiletville"

My phone took a nose dive into a toilet yesterday. Don't ask how it happened, because you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Suffice it to say that the thing is now about as useless now as the turd it...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:26:00 GMT

Never Amounts to Nothing - Manic Automatic!

Check out this video: Never Amounts to Nothing - Manic Automatic Add to My Profile | More VideosWe're very proud of this... come on over to the page and let us know what you think!
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:55:00 GMT

BackStage West Reviews The Full Monty

The Full MontyDecember 12, 2007By Les SpindleThough this delightful 2000 musical was underappreciated amid The Producers' media hype and 12 Tony wins, The Full Monty is gaining overdue respect in regi...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:48:00 GMT

The Full Monty Review!

I've seen five (count'em) five productions of The Full Monty, and I have to tell you, this is a show I just keep liking more and more. My love affair with TFM (well, it was just a "like affair" ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Manic Automatic - Reviewed!

Manic Automatic CD Release @ The Roxy (11/15/07)By: Charles StepczykSubmitted: 11/21/2007 ..> Manic Automatic! (a five piece) Baron (Guitar), S. Robert Morley (Vox) Evan 'Evrock' Brau..>On N...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:41:00 GMT

PLAYING THE ROXY!!!

Yeah, so my band Manic Automatic is playing our very first gig tomorrow night.I'm really nervous about it.Send good vibes my way, okay?
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:21:00 GMT

Full Monty!

Sorry I've been out of touch so long, gang! I tend not to write blogs when there isn't much to say, you know? There's only so much "Oh, rehearsal was cool today," someone can read without ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:43:00 GMT

Fox studios adventures.

My IT unit recently moved into a newly refurbished office on the Fox studios lot. This is cool for a number of reasons, one of which I will detail for you here. One of the cooler surpr...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:29:00 GMT