mae mae

"Don't be bitter mary it leads to botox" THE WOMEN"A problem well stated is a problem half solved""Kiss my Madagascar fanny pack" ORBIT COMMERCIAL"I tried with a little umfff, I then got a triumph" PHIL OF THE FUTURE"a true athlete should have character, not be a character" JOHN WOODEN"1 man practicing sportsmanship is better than 10 men preaching it" DR. CROSS"May God bring good health to my enemies enemies" TS2N CLASS PRESENTATION"I shall die of having lived" FATHER LATOUR"i ate the last mac and cheese, so we have no more mac and cheese" KETTY"Love is angels footprints" ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD"Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together" UNKNOWN"There is nothing final about a mistake, except its being taken as a final "PHYLLIS BOTTOME"The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief" SHAKESPEAR "life isn't too short.. it's actually the longest thing you will ever do" SOME GUY IN MY ES100 CLASS "once you go vatican you can't go back again" HOMER SIMPSON "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course" HANK AARON "be the water off the ducks back" MY MOM <3 "Sportsmanship = a game can never exist if your opponent doesn't show up" "focus of bitterness = when you focus on bitterness you become bitter" charles stanley "im going with my gut.. which is telling me not to go with my gut" BRITTANY "Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest" "kiss my bass" SOME FISHERMAN HAT "theres no U or I in TEAM.. so if your not on this team and im not on this team.. then theres no team!" GRIFF "Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never." CHARLES CALEB COLTON"slump.. i ain't in no slump.. i just aint hitting!" YOGI BERRI"I don't see pitches down the middle anymore - not even in batting practice" HANK AARON"Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game" ROD KANEHL"The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?" EUGENE KENNEDY"Fans don't boo nobodies." REGGIE JACKSON"don't become numb to repetitive news" MAYOR JOE JOHNSON stephenson memorial dedication service 05/24/07"Finch better have my money" MY FEED THE BIRDS DAY TSHIRT"How many people got your intended calls?" MIKE PLESS"hiss you deliberatly dodged...now hold still" ROBIN HOOD“see what he is trying to do now is he’s pushing her away…lets watch the fun” RAMON…happy feet"humans have an obsession with material possession" DR. HOZIER"if your not making any mistakes you are not taking enough risks" AFLAC ADVERTISING VICE PRESIDENT"life is about learning lessons" BENCHWARMERS"when you are judging others, you are judging yourself" REV RUN"go ahead and pitch it inside...i will turn on it, take the bruise , and then steal 2nd on your ass" BERNIE MAC"Baseball is a game of failure, the best hitters fail 60% of the time" GEORGE WILL"College success begins with what kind of friends you make" ME "I told her to touch her nose and she touched her left eye" DURANGO OFFICER"If I don't have power like God, then why was i made in his image?" UNLIKELY ANGEL"everyone close your eyes, even the old people who are afraid of the dark!" PASTOR MIKE PLESS "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions!" DEB "were not retreating we're just attacking it at a different direction" CHESTY PULLER(MARINES) "the gravity of my invitation was so strong everyone around me was invited!!!" SOME CARTOON "Hit me!...Where?...I don't know surprise me, i don't want to die without any scarces on my body!" FIGHT CLUB "Having dreams is what makes life tolerable" PETE from the movie rudy “Softball is fun to play but boring to watch” ME “Life is too short to be cool” DEBY “If I can make one person smile a day then each day will be worth living” ME “Those who accept their weaknesses are the strongest” JHONNY DAMON “I am the golden child of my family…hehe!” ME “Succeeding in life doesn’t mean anything to God! Succeeding to have a relationship with him does!” ME “Do not sin in your anger but instead lay in your bed and be silent” GOD “If I love you more then you must love me less” GOD “you learn more in the dark than in the light” JERREL MILLER “I am strongest on my knees” AMY GRANT “My actions are not affected by sunken costs” DEBY “the game of baseball is all about luck with a little talent” COACH BENNETT “Only six minutes of a softball game is physical work….that means other hour and 25 minutes is mental. And the pitcher is the only one mentally in the game at all times, that’s why pitching is so hard!” COACH BENNETT “Little things is what wins ball games” COACH BENNETT “I don’t swear because I have a broader vocabulary to use!”ME “I don’t drink because it’s harder to do!”ME “I don’t smoke because…well…I don’t” ME “I don’t judge anyone who does swear, drinks, or smokes, because I just listed all my friends” Me "what would jhonny damon do?" JHONNY DAMON FANS softball is easy "see ball...hit ball...run!" JHONNY DAMON "playing the game is pure instinct" JHONNY DAMON "if you use your head you're only going to hurt the team" GRADY LITTLE "count your age by friends, count your blessings by tears, and live your life by love!" GOD "your not going to win, even though you deserve it" JHONNY DAMON "once the game ends, you don't look back" JHONNY DAMON "baseball is a game where you need to be positive to succeed" JHONNY DAMON "douts eat away at confidence" JHONNY DAMON "playing the game is sheer instinct, which is why i call us a gang of idiots" JHONNY DAMON "i am head idiot" JHONNY DAMON "...pay respect to the legends of the past. That's' something every ballplayer ought to do." JHONNY DAMON "...i took the blam" JHONNY DAMON " it shouldn't matter what you did, but instead why you did it!" ME " he is not stupid....he just acts stupid" SANDY MILLER "if you are my enemy in the morning then you are my enemy tonight...but even enemies can show respect!!" PURMIES "evil prevails when good men fail to act" YURL ORLOV "there are only two trageties in life...number one not getting what you want....number two getting what you want!" YURL ORLOV " never go to war with yourself" YURI ORLOV "happy little tree in your own little world" BOB ROSS "begin each day as if it were on purpose" ALEX HITCHINS "can i get a amen from the bobble heads" BABE RUTH(commercial) "maybe.....i do want to be a french fry" ROoSTER "today is a new day" ChICKEN LITTLE "winners do what losers don't want to" GARY BUSIEE "shoot for the moon and if you don't make t maybe you will land on a star" TREVOR "A fraction of a second can change everything" ME "we are who we are because of what we do not what we say" COACH RUSH PROPST "if you have your wife and kids then you are rich" MARCH 27, 1974 ANCHORAGE EARTHQUAKE "don't give it to them but make them take it away" COACH RUSH PROPST "one guy doesn't make a team but one guy can break a team" JONATHAN MCNAAB "when you beat someone, you shake their hand and say good game" COACH RUSH PROPST "put yourself in the playoffs the the rest is luck" ESPN SPOKESMEN "THE FEW...THE PROUD...THE MARINES!!! "I am my motheres daughter" SPANGLISH "Absence makes the heart grow fonder if you are truely in love" "Jack of all trades, master of none" DEB "You CAN have too much of a good thing" DEB"i love running the bases because unlike defense there is only two ways to go...forward or backwards...and in softball i never go back if i know that i can go forward!!!" ME"I LOVE RUNNING THE BASES AND GETTING DIRTY... BUT THEN I BECAME A PITCHER AND SUPPOSEDLY ALL PITCHERS SUCK AT RUNNING THE BASES!"