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J.G.

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About Me

Am I really a bad person?
I like big cars, big boats, and big houses.
I believe the money I make belongs to me, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crackheads squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or piss me off.
I know what sex is and there are not varying degrees of it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; just don't feel like everyone else should have to.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.
As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.
I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light.But I respect your right to.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, Lite, or fat-free on the package.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake, but I watch it anyway.
I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the "Rev." Jesse Jackson preaches; and besides what exactly is his job function.
I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it pisses me off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male. Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime.
We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO".
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't try to pass them off as a political statement.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
That's my story and I'm s-s-s-s-stickin' to it!

My Interests



- Music
- Guitar
- WWF/E
- TNA Wrestling
- T and A
- NFL
- Dallas Cowboys
- Atlanta Falcons
- MLB
- Boston Red Sox
- Atlanta Braves
- Movies
- The Bar
- Guitar Hero II

I'd like to meet:

Sammy Davis Jr? What the hell am I supposed to say here?

Music:

- AC/DC
- Metallica
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Guns & Roses
- Franz Ferdinand
- Steppenwolf
- John Lee Hooker
- Ted Nugent
- Marvin Gaye
- Queen
- Jet
- The Darkness
- Mike Jones
- Dr. Dre
- Snoop Dogg
- Outkast
- Trick Daddy
- Lil' Jon
- Rick Derringer
- Aerosmith
- Spinal Tap

Movies:

- Forrest Gump
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Rocky Balboa
- American History X
- Half Baked
- Judge Dredd
- True Lies
- How High
- Scarface
- Anchorman
- Goodfellas
- Old School
- The Terminator Series
- Borat
- Maximum Overdrive
- The Rambo Series
- Die Hard

Television:

- Cops
- Most Shocking
- WWE: Monday Night Raw
- TNA: Impact
- The Ultimate Fighter
- Wildest Police Videos
- South Park
- Family Guy
- The Simpsons
- Video Justice
- Forensic Files
- Prison Break
- SportsCenter
- Sunday NFL
- Chappelle's Show
- Da Ali G Show
- Weeds
- The Benny Hill Show

Books:

- The Running Man
- The Rainmaker
- To Be The Man
- Dreamcatcher

Heroes:

- My Mom (awwww)
- Hulk Hogan
- Angus Young
- Emmitt Smith

My Top Videos:

Ric Flair's Raw Finale.... *sob*

... and a fond look back at his last 35 years as The Man!

My Blog

Small quote...

There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit and it’s filled with people who are filled with shit... I hope I never forget that one. 
Posted by J.G. on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST

It’s all over... but it was a great ride! WOOOOOO!!!

ORLANDO, Fla.  Deep down, Ric Flair knew this day would come. Mr. McMahon gave him a "win or retire" ultimatum more than four months ago, but the "Nature Boy" didn’t need a ma...
Posted by J.G. on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:49:00 PST

Flair on Partying...

From the feather boas to the line at Space Mountain, Ric Flair’s persona is the closest thing to rock royalty the wrestling world has ever seen (insert Van Hammer joke here). But how much of it ...
Posted by J.G. on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:51:00 PST

This Sunday!

We’re going to WrestleMania 24 this Sunday.  It is sure to be the best trip ever, but damn, I just hope Ric Flair doesn’t lose.  I don’t want to see the old man go.  A...
Posted by J.G. on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:41:00 PST

Heh.

EYE-RONYYYYYY!!!!!!
Posted by J.G. on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:25:00 PST

Opening New Chapters

It has been more than a full month since I decided to curb my long-lived drinking habits. I told you, the imaginary fan of my blog, back on New Year's Eve that the last day of 2007 was going to be the...
Posted by J.G. on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:58:00 PST

I see...

... a bad moon rising.
Posted by J.G. on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:34:00 PST

The End of an Alcohol-Fueled Era

I think my drinking days have finally come to an end. I'm almost a quarter-century old. I've seen peace & love, war & destruction, hair metal & grunge... I've seen the Boston Red Sox go fr...
Posted by J.G. on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:37:00 PST

Merry Christmas, sucka!

Another year down the tubes... man, it's hard to believe 2008 is only one week away. 2007 certainly wasn't my best year on record, but it's had it's share of bright spots here and there. I'm going to ...
Posted by J.G. on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:17:00 PST

I’m going to WrestleMania!!!

March 30, 2008... live at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Posted by J.G. on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:47:00 PST