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Gareth

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am former southerner in la crosse and on the run from the Jesus patrol, they found out I believe in evolution and have been chasing me around the country screaming "I didn't come from no damn monkey!" I am a computer geek, but not in the stereotypical sense. I tend to hang out with other tattooed geeks and gather on occasion to digitally kill them (out of love). I am well traveled enough from being in a military family to know that all people from all walks of life are more similar than different. Therefore I despise bigots and racists (the irish, however deserve all of their stereotypes, damn drunken turfcutters). I have a dog with mental problems, but I feel I have to keep him around in case there is a national beef shortage and I need a burger. Actually no, I would never eat him, he's stringy and would make a really dry burger. I've come to discover that it's very difficult to be around stupid people, even if only for a minute.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pirates, ninjas, clowns. Intelligent people who want to talk about something other than clothing or american idol. Generally people that are outside the norm.

My Blog

You can’t feed a family on a god damned 12 ounce sausage

This, my friends, is why the south lost the war.  I grew up around people just like this.  But it's true, Jimmy Dean sausage goes well for breakfast with a t-bone steak and a couple of dozen...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:15:00 GMT

4:30 AM

It's four thirty, adult swim is showing the Mr. T. Cartoon.  I pity the fool who don't remember Mr. T.  This one has a robot version of Mr. T.  Aptly named "Mr. T. 2", this is the pinna...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:41:00 GMT

The War.......on Christmas

I don't know if I'm watching too much Daily Show or listening too too much talk radio, but the recent wave of paranoia coming out of the right wing about the public's treatment of christmas has just b...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:22:00 GMT

OLD BOY

I have never posted before, or may have at some point and deleted it and forgot, but there is a reason to post now.  I feel it is my duty as a citizen of this great nation, no, planet, to tell ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 20:07:00 GMT