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Aero

About Me

Actually less like Stefani, more like Liz Phair in that "I can feel it in my bones, I'm gonna spend my whole life alone."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like to laugh at least as much as they like to drink.

My Blog

A Couple of Things

I feel like lately women's issues have been very zeitgeist-y. And duh, Hillary Clinton just ran for president but she lost because Obama didn't have to suffer through those awful pantsuits. Anyway, I ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:02:00 GMT

Yuck

There's something to be said, I think, of the preponderance of novels that tell the story of a sassy, too-smart-for-her-own-good protagonist and the complicated bad boy that is so, well, complicated, ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:40:00 GMT

Drunk Music for Drunk People

Alkaline Trio: GoddamnitAmerican Steel: the complete canonDillinger Four: the complete canon, especially Midwestern Songs of the AmericasGin Blossoms: New Miserable ExperienceRefreshments: Fizzy Fuzzy...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:06:00 GMT

The perfect latke

Ingredients:1 large brown potato, skinned and shredded1/2 small white onion, minced1 tablespoon flour1 eggKosher saltFreshly ground black pepperTwo or three glugs of vegetable oilApple sauceNecessary ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:41:00 GMT

Eye for an Eye

So I'm sitting here, trying unsuccessfully to sleep, most likely due to my crippling caffeine addiction--honestly, I've had three cups of coffee, an iced tea, and a red bull today because I woke up th...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:04:00 GMT

Legal Troubles Part Two: The Court Date

I woke up for my court date more than a little hung over. When you go to traffic court, you must check in via a DMV-style kiosk. I had a number, like D-0822 or something, and I approached the counte...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:28:00 GMT

Legal Troubles Part One: The Infraction(s)

I got pulled over twice on a friend's birthday. Scratch that, I don't want to call him a friend, because he isn't, not even in the most remote sense of the term. He is...something, but not a friend. A...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Will you vote for me?

One of the things I will miss least about being a student at ASU is being approached by people wanting to sell you shit.I was leaving a coffee shop near campus because I'd just been asked to, not unki...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Everybody Hurts

So I'm not feeling too great right now--I'm kind of angry and a whole lot sad--and I need to steep in my own self-pity for like, the two hours I have before I go to work, and thankfully, God created a...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:23:00 GMT

I dont get it

I was driving to work the other day when I found myself stopped at a red light behind a truck, a Chevy, whose rear window donned a vinyl sticker with the image of a ram in the center. The ram, you kn...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:47:00 GMT