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About Me

Anti-politics, feminist, pro-choice, pro-assisted suicide. I love taco sauce, Diet Cherry Pepsi, green olives, the smell of candles and Nag Champa incense, and I'm not impressed (see: cultured) by accents. Uhh...I love, feel, give, hope, dream, toil for all those worthy. And those I speak of, know it. Ask 'em. Give, and you shall recieve. Don't mistake karma for revenge...you're making a beautiful thing ugly. I am the fucking BRIT POP QUEEN.THIS IS MY, FOUR-LEAF-CLOVAHHHHHH

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've already met the people fate put in front of me. A door is never closed without a window opening. Of course, the superficial part of me would like to meet certain celebrities, but I've heard from several people to be careful what you wish for - the people you idolize would make you hate them within five minutes of meeting.

My Blog

The most dangerous cities in America (most violent crimes per 100,000 people)

I'm counting down.  Worst to worst-est.  15.  Philadelphia14.  Charlotte, NC13.  West Palm Beach, FL (I was surprised.  Just fucking enjoy your mojito and the ocean and leave people alone)12.  Baton R...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 03:01:00 GMT

Man has 21 kids with 11 women

http://www.cnn.com/video/?JSONLINK=/video/bestoftv...A man's name appears on a court docket 11 times in one day for child support cases. Prime News reports. So fucking disgusting. I am appalled.
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 22:50:00 GMT

In the news...

This guy walks into a convenient store with the intent of robbing it.  Why, you ask?  The answer might surprise you. Not just your typical scumbag "I need a fuckin hit real bad" crackhead robber looki...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 03:11:00 GMT

Happy Birthday Matty!

Happy 33rd birthday to a man who:e is totally hote can fix fucking ANYTHING!e has a big weiner e gives good shoulder rubse is a great dad to Crise is incredibly handye has my back (thank you)e is gett...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 00:43:00 GMT

8 toxic personalities - RUN

I personally know someone that fits each of these categories.  I probably fit into a couple of categories as well.  I know for a fact that I'm a "Never Enough Nellie" when it comes to my husband.  I'm...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 02:00:00 GMT

for the boys

A hot chick is laying on your bed playing with herself while you're doing stuff on the computer.  She says "Hey.  Come get inside me, and do it hard."  You:A.  look at her and say "are you serious?  C...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 04:31:00 GMT

Thailand Crab Spider


Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 10:08:00 GMT

News of the weird (THIS IS AMERICA)

Whilst browsing through Craigslist ads, I came across this.  I know all the men that read this will get giant hard-ons and RUSH to spend their money on this woman...get on that!http://omaha.craigslist...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 01:11:00 GMT

If you're a reader, ANSWER

Funny how I write shit, 60+ people read, but the same 5 people reply.  I'm inviting you to reply.   If you were on TX's death row, what would be your last meal, and why?
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 00:42:00 GMT

From Cris

On Mother's Day, Cris' teacher gave him a little fill-in-the blank worksheet about his mother.  I am posting what he wrote.My mom's name is:  JessicaShe is special because: She loves me very much and ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 06:09:00 GMT