Sam

Sam likes...
Rachel!
Sonia
Niamh
Cesca
Mr Loten
Guy because he is large and has love handles
To read heat
Cock
Your mum
Jess because she is cool
Freddy Tee and the joy that he brings to his life
Ella because she puts up with a boy who has love handles
CATHERINE!
Zoe because she's wicked at SOUL CALIBUR AND IS SO METAL IT MAKES ME ORGASM INNIT!
Rita. Because she is God.
Clara because she is better than everything else
Anna because he just loves her basically...
Tunu because she loves Minstrels and she never thinks before speaking!
To hate his sister Hanna

(Look how much of a nob she is but I miss the fatty!)
EVERYTIME WE TOUCH. He also likes coughing and saying WANK!
MySpace
Aaron because he is black
Agnes because she can bite through both his arm and steel :S
Sucking Gary's penis and worshipping Hannah Hughes
Rosie because she is a wonderful hamburger and he likes watching her eat it
Mr Onac's hot beef injection
Catherine!
Catherine!
Catherine!
Catherine!
Catherine!
Miaow
Chin Killas!
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To make sweet sweet love
Sonia's SMOOTH arm
The not-so-gorgeous Henry
Taking it up the arse
Chattin' to Kishan in Tech 'bout Gangsta' shits!!!!
Khalid, cos' he just owns everbody!
Paying money to the Government, he's a sucker like that.
Charley cos' he has a nice hat and because he loves Marlon King long time
Getting trampled on
Liz because she is the BEST musical learning buddy he will EVER get...
Taking the piss out of Kishan even though Kishan cusses and lyrically rapes him