Hello
I am me! no not really, well actually yes I am me but that wasn't enough explanation to who I am. I'm Danny or one of my alteregos, Danni, Kitty (both female)Jack, Trent or Squadron Leader Trent Xavier Bainbridge VC GC DSC "Naval"DSO DFC (Callsign The Chopper). As you can tell by now unless you're a Chav or a wigger or a rapper I'm transgender and possibly bordering on MPD only just recently discovered so I'm still new to it all.
OMFG IT'S THE CRASHDUMMIES XD XD XD XD XD XD
I'm currently adorned with black haired (and growing) and stand at about 5ft 9in and I have a kickarse girlfriend who makes great clothes and gives me cool pants:D. I have a pet Dalek called Gabriel and he's my best friend (Hmmmm who doesn't like Chav extermination?). I live in Hardwick, this quient little estate outside Stockton-on-Tees, it's lovely here, the locals are really friendly. If you beleive that you'll believe that Aliens have taken Elvis away on their little golden toilet shaped starship and using him to plan a shitty invasion of epic proportions only Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum can stop them or Rabbits are actually Soviet built devices from tracking the growth rate of our rural farming! Hardwick is on the outskirts of Stockton-on-Tees and bascially the right directions are if you're heading away form it you're going in the right direction (Believe me oh and never stop at any traffic lights here, you'll thank me for it when you can still drive a car with wheel!) . I feel so lonely here (Thats why I'm on the net for soo long) because all my mates live in Billingham and it takes me 45 minutes on normal before dark bus times to get there and my parent never give me lifts so and my girlfriend kinda lives a long way away (othe side of the country)!
My childhood memories where brought up on this programme:D fucking brilliant!!!
Name: Daniel (Jack Trent (Kitty) Andrew Lorraine
Birthdate: 5th November
Birthplace: A hole
Current Location: Siobhan's house
Eye Color: Some cool blue colour
Hair Color: Black (currently)
Height: 5ft 9in
Weight: 8st
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Girlfriend :D
Overused Phraze: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FAVORITES
Food: Stew
Candy: Fudge
Number: 13
Color: Green (No, black's a shade people!)
Animal: Rat
Drink: Ribena Black Currant
Alcohol Drink: Budweiser
Bagel: Jeremy
Letter: K 'cos it's soooo violent
Body Part on Opposite sex: Female-Hair, Male-Hair!!!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: The one with less chavs obviously
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberarium
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Huggles
Dog or Cat: hmmmm...BAT!!!
Rap or Punk: Punk 'cos raps for black people or people who think they're black (give me a gun any day!)
Summer or Winter: Winter...I'M A GOTH PEOPLE!!!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Intellectual films
Love or Money: bit of both really
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever the bed calls me
Most Missed Memory: when I was a toddler walking with my siste and her mates one night!!!
Best phyiscal feature: where do I start!!! LMAO
First Thought Waking Up: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL AM I...oh!
Goal for this year: Erm...to do something memorable
Best Friends: Siobhan for one, Tanya, Dave, Deano
Weakness: You choose
Fears: Spider and your toaster
Heritage: German, Scottish, French too!!! better that "pure blood" English because they all look deformed!
Longest relationship: Erm still going:D
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Nooooooooor *sarcasm*
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: emotionally
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: maybe
Been Dumped Lately: erm I hope not cos we'd all be living a lie...like TIMMY!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: girl colour
Favorite Hair Color: girly colour
Short or Long: usually short but there have been exceptions!!!
Height: no dwarves or giants..hmmmmm!
Style: Gothic or alternative the rest are all ugly
Looks or Personality: if they match I'm happy
Hot or Cute either
Drugs and Alcohol: drugs are great, alcohols for Northern Birds pah!
Muscular or Really Skinny: toned is nice
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: lots and lots and lots and lots!
What country do you want to Visit: Canada and America and maybe go back to Holland
How do you want to Die: A really cool way not like Rod Hull
Been to the Mall Lately: Today actually and got lost
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes but they give me headaches
Get along with your Parents: most of the time!
Health Freak: hypochondriac
Do you think your Attractive: depends but typically for what/who I am yes
Believe in Yourself: sometimes
Want to go to College: be there done that wore the Y-fronts
Do you Smoke: opccasionally
Do you Drink: occasionally
Shower Daily: mostly
Been in Love: yeap
Do you Sing: yeap
Want to get Married: maybe, maybe not
Do you want Children: no, No, NO!!!
Have your future kids names planned out: "I Don't Know!" "Whose Kid!" and "They Ain't Mine!"
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 7,000,000,000,000.................I'll live long enough!
Hate anyone: Yes, I hate an awful lot of people, I just can't be arseholed to show it!
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