GRIPPER [big tits]

gigs, rockclimbing, perving,
sudoku, eating, taking pictures of fatties,
hiding in bins, bennets bar, metro horoscopes,
common room bitching, town days with my jimbo, all things gash with deansly,
the beatles, guitar, magners, vapourlock laughing with leah,
fidgeting, life reviews with whitey, pubes,
bitch 1 and bitch 2, sun bathing, burping,
gash tv, antiques, day trips,
thailand, sprawling anywhere and everywhere, those chilled-to-fuck moments,
whatttt, teaching my niece obscenities, people watching,cheesecake
being spontaneous, whoring out on sweets, simple pleasures,global gathering 07
when piss steams, stamping on pigeons, the penis,dancing to busted
starbucks, slagging off drip drip,loved ones, watching films till word perfect,
a good hug, house parties, getting questions right on university challenge,
nature, watching minnie grow up, pub quiz, throwing paintballs at chavs, cooking programmes,
out-smarting mother, drunken slurs, phone calls,
crap jokes, bitch slapping, biscuits anyone?,
questions and answers, opening up to people, gash converse,gay 1 and gay 2
meaningful looks, trashy magazines, gossip,
the day after the night before, people falling down stairs, reminiscing,dr pepper
the feeling of satisfaction after a piss, talking like a spaz, drunken bus journeys,
being right, passing exams, holidays,Poppy cock, the eighties, going ape-shit,
success, Being Touchy-Feely, Fond Memories, Power Trips, back seat driving, vending machines,
Happy Endings, Brain Freezes, Conspiracy Theories,
removing that wedgie, Having a Heart to Heart, Claims to Fame,
Bicycles Built for Two,
walking round the house starkers
Brainstorming,dingy clubs,masterchef
arse cracks on show, stubble, truth or dare,
mocking people, the testament old and new, free vending machine treats,
bird watching, a bright idea, asian dinner ladies,
random dreams, crowd surfing, helium,
in depth conversations about cock and missing the train stop,
tescos booze isle, tooth picks,anti-bacterial handwash,
all hail fake tan,
being dramatic,cursing lisa riley,digging out.
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