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About Me

I rock! No seriously, I do. You should meet me.
I like: Cheese, peanuts, veggie pizza. Diet coke, Pepsi Max, water. Lamb, beer, gin & slimline tonic. Watching TV, drinking, smoking. Being left-handed, Dar Williams , listening to music I like. When you've just sat down with a drink and a cigarette and the whole night is ahead of you. Sleeping, dinosaurs, plastic toys that nod. Sydney, London, New York. Tattoos, piercings, sudoku. Pretending I can play an instrument, coffee, my iPod. Demi Moore, Angelina Jolie, Helen Hunt.
I dislike: Chavs, pikeys and general riff-raff. Cleaning windows, Hollyoaks, most lesbians. People smoking when I'm eating, non-diet fizzy drinks because they make my teeth feel funny. RnB, Rap, Hip-Hop, pretty much anything labelled "urban" or "ethnic". Guitar-based indie-type male music, tutting, last orders. Poor grammar, "lol", web snobs. Hippies, things that embed in other things like splinters & maggots, that I can't grow my nails. Spiders, masks, heights and in particular spiral or see-through staircases. Coloured toilet roll.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I'm fussy. I can't stand Rap, Hip-Hop, Garage, RnB or any other of that shit. But I do like:

Tilt
Dido
Jewel
Space
kd lang
Blondie
Placebo
The Jam
Janis Ian
Morrissey
The Clash
Tori Amos
Goldfinger
Portishead
K's Choice
Paula Cole
Terri Clark
The Manics
Patsy Cline
Indigo Girls
The Streets
Fiona Apple
Eva Cassidy
Dixie Chicks
Dar Williams
Ani DiFranco
Willie Nelson
Heather Myles
Johnny Cash
Billie Holiday
Reel Big Fish
Missy Higgins
Garth Brooks
Shelby Lynne
Alison Krauss
Lorrie Morgan
Allison Moorer
Kirsty MacColl
Sheila Nicholls
Leonard Cohen
Coyote Shivers
Emmylou Harris
Meredith Brooks
The Cranberries
Trisha Yearwood
Alanis Morissette
Sarah McLachlan
Camera Obscura
Michelle Shocked
Melissa Etheridge
Lee Ann Womack
A Girl Called Eddy
Martha Wainwright
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Movies:

Gia
Kids
Bound
High Art
Hannibal
Tank Girl
Labyrinth
Halloween
Tomb Raider
Withnail & I
Dark Crystal
Jurassic Park
Gazon Maudit
Walk The Line
Ma Vie En Rose
Empire Records
Watership Down
Some Like It Hot
The Human Stain
The Breakfast Club
American History X
Natural Born Killers
A Fish Called Wanda
Silence of The Lambs
The Land Before Time
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Television:

I love TV and will watch pretty much anything, but in particular:

Friends
The Office
Big Brother!
Fawlty Towers
Alan Partridge
Sex & The City
The Apprentice
The Armstrongs
The L Word. Tina!
Absolutely Fabulous
Til Death Us Do Part

Books:

Betty Blue - Philippe Djian
Maya Angelou's autobiographies
McCarthy's Bar - Pete McCarthy
Calvin & Hobbes - Bill Watterson
Oliver Twist - Some Victorian guy
The Thorn Birds - Colleen McCullough (to the point where I have a bit of a priest fetish)

Most things by Elizabeth Wurtzel, Michael Crichton and W. B. Yeats

I'm a bit crap at remembering books...

My Blog

GOD HATES FAGS

This is, without question, the funniest thing I've seen all year.You have to watch this video. All the way through.http://www.eveningservice.com/VideoAnd if you were wondering, yes he is serious. Ch...
Posted by The Sarah on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:39:00 PST

Pool game

Get your own Free MySpace Games...
Posted by The Sarah on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:16:00 PST

Celebrity lookalikes

Cheryl fucking Tweedy?!...
Posted by The Sarah on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST

I'm your man

Another one for my own amusement. No sniggering at the back. ...
Posted by The Sarah on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:00:00 PST

My favourite mistake

This is solely for my benefit, not yours. So keep your opinions to yourself....
Posted by The Sarah on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:27:00 PST

Chavs

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. Why are Chavs like slinkies...
Posted by The Sarah on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:29:00 PST

My pussy...

...looks like this when she yawns:Aaah!
Posted by The Sarah on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:37:00 PST

The Graduate

My girlfriend got a 2.1 in Philosophy today, because she's a genius. Hurrah!
Posted by The Sarah on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:12:00 PST

New York

So Karin and I went to New York a couple of weeks ago, and here are the pictures to prove it.Brooklyn Bridge, Manhattan Bridge behind:Some old statue:Empire State:Guggenheim:Karin in the registration ...
Posted by The Sarah on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:12:00 PST

Personality test thing v.2

In the interests of science, I thought I'd do the personality thing again and see if some kind of mean result could be ascertained.Also I forgot to put in the summary last time. Mneh.Dee has worked o...
Posted by The Sarah on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:33:00 PST