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Garrett Au Naturelâ„¢

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Stacked!" "Bangin'!" "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!"

These are all adjectives that have been used to describe me. What's that? You want to get beyond my exquisite body and know me on a deeper level?

"Well," I say, "Good luck. It's exquisite body all the way down."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm a 28 year old guy on myspace. No one who reads this will want to meet me anyway. No matter how exquisite my body is.

My Blog

A message to pop music.

Authors Note: In an effort to bring Gangsta' Schleppin' back to life.  We've had to dig into the archives upon archives of personal correspondance that Au Naturel Industries has kept on my stride...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Blog with me that we may build a world without thinking!

Hello everyone.  You've been missing my blogs.  I know this.  I apologize.  I don't intend the following sentence to be an excuse; it's an explanation.  The reason I haven't w...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 18:49:00 GMT

I'm out in the ether, man. And other things.

    So I told myself that I would write a blog today and, as usual, I don't really know what to say.  Oh yeah, I'm a volunteer for this group called librivox.org.   What ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 16:03:00 GMT

A brief collection of inane obsevations

  Hello everyone.  I wanted to write a blog to remind you that I used to be funny.  I hope to assemble here a few observations that I have made that might be comical.  However, I w...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:14:00 GMT

Schools out and all I do is waste time.

    Hey everyone.  G. Matthew Burt here to let you know that school has been out for one week and I have done a few things:    1) Rented and watched movies &nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:03:00 GMT

To all my friends.

    This is the third time I've tried to write this blog.  I keep losing my way.  I think it is because I feel ashamed.  As if there is no excuse for how I have conducted...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:21:00 GMT

As promised, Melissa!

I am not feeling funny.  This is a drag because I want to be funny.  I wanted this to be a funny blog.  One it which we all participate in funness.  However, as I have already said...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:38:00 GMT

This is what happens when a show is not X-files but I really want it to be.

     X-files is not on.  It is nearly three in the morning and the show that is on is not the x-files.  It's some show and it's got the guy from highlander on it.  C...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:50:00 GMT

An appalling state of affairs.

Sometimes you gotta get back on the horse.  And by "get back on the horse" I mean "write a blog".  I don't know why I put write a blog in quotes.  I'm actually going write a blog. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:04:00 GMT

Hey, get your calculator and figure out the theomatic number for bullshit.

A lot has happened since my last blog.  We have seen with full force that, apparently, nobody in government gives a shit about the average joe.  I could on and on about this but I think all ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:42:00 GMT