♣♥Kirby

Hiiiyarr im Karis! Aka Kirby/DILDO/Batfink."Look. I'm a prostitute robot from the future." I am 16. I have an 10mm stretch in my ear. I have a tortoise called Jerrry. I have the ability to make everything i eat look disgusting. I swear to much. I like to laugh. I have a rubix cube. (Y) I am alergic to prawns, They are eek. I have the most tastless music selection. I once sniffed lemsip. I sing at the wrong times. I laugh at things that are not funny. I once ate a whole pack of coctail sausages. I am in a band called KirbyCupCake. I dance like your drunk dad. I am going to college. I like the smell of glue and markers. I like cake. I joined the D.A. I like toast. I know all the words to the big bang theory theme tune. I know all the words to the Life with Derek theme tune. I have a Wii. I once thought montgomery was pronounced Montigarmie. I like my sleep. I loose things. I'm really really clumsy honestly i drop everything, plates, carrier bags, my phone even my food. TBH IM A TWAT! (Y) i've met the love of my life! He is ammmazing! I can't put into words how in love I am. ♥ Which overall makes me a happy chappy.(Y)
....SORTED!♥ 22/09/07 ♥ "i love my wonderful amazing boyfriend andy because hes a wonderful, dashing, intelligent, charming and good looking young man" - written by Andy himself...i just think it. Basilcally this boy is my everything. I am actually so in love with you andy, you mean everything to me. I wouldn't trade you for the world. I have never loved someone as much as i love you. You always know the right thing to say, and i love your cheesey noodle making skills. i love everything about you, to be perfectly honest. Bugs have sex on your arm! LOL! I can be myself around you, which i love. Your not afraid to act like a twat.. so i dont fell like an idiot. (even if i am one.) You are funy XD . there are no words on this earth that can explain exactly how i feel about you. your the first thing on my mind when i wake up, and the last thing when i go to sleep. You are the love of my life, and im so happy that i found you. Andy: "your such a gay" Me: " yeah well......so is your face!" that is true love. ♥