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About Me

I'm Paul Heath.And This Is My Story.I'm mucho lame.I'm talking bout when yer drunk uncle used to ask how yer were going and then shadow box yer lame.I like meeting new people and seeing what makes them tick tock.I think you can tell alot about a person by their eyes.Tim rogers is on the second line of heroes in my life, I don't know if I'd like to meet him because I'm worried it would destroy the myth of legend that surrounds him.My Mum is my hero.Music can define and defy you. Its always there.I met a girl on a bus once. We've put up with alot of each others shit and that's why she's like a sister.Australian girls always sound hotter when in American movies.I try to always have a smile on my face.I always back the underdog.I like playing easy chord progressions like C-Am-Em-G because they go so well together.E is my favourite chord.I love my job and the people I work with.I lack inspiration on alot of occasions and instead of having written 10-12 songs. I've written one thats passable.I've burnt alot of bridges in my time.I wish I had more patience when playing sport.I love sinking tinnies on any given occasion.Sometimes the words in my head aren't what comes out my mouth.I am a wonderful dancer.Like unbelievable to reiterate on it.My stripping name is Black Suede.One day I'll play a gig. I'll let yer all know.I wish I could see the girl I met in the taxi line again.I wanna know why Jimmy Barnes always carries a guitar but never plays a note.Most Friday or Saturday Nights I reckon I could run for Premier of WA and win.I think the new wave music phenomena is overrated.One finger keyboard playing is bullshit.I thought the tv show "The King" was bullshit because it alluded to more about Graham Kennedy's sexuality rather than his genius.Bert Newton should run for president of Australia if there were ever a successful referendum.I need a new guitar. All donations can be sent via myspace.People who ask "who dat?" while I'm wearing my Biggie shirt can fuck off.Ian Healy is clearly envious.The Capsicums always win .. Steady Cook.I'm overly excited to see Duran Duran at V Festival.The Silent Disco at Future Music is in the top 5 moments in my life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tim Rogers. Johnny Cash. Adam Ant. Dirty Ron. Bert Newton. Graham Kennedy. Katy Steele. Tony Soprano. Michael McDonald. Legend.

My Blog

Tired.

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a winkI'm so tired, my mind is on the blinkI wonder, should I get up and fix myself a drink? No, no, noI'm so tired, I don't know what to doI'm so tired, my mind is set o...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:42:00 GMT

I Disagree.

Sure. Footballers can be considered heros and rolemodels. But I think we forget these blokes are human. Human's have made mistakes since the dawn of time. The mistakes they make aren't always the saf...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:05:00 GMT

Beware The Jager Bar

Deadset. The fucking thing is dangerous. It's a danger to peoples health. Especially anyone stupid enough to have around 10 fuckin shots. That's a nod to you all. Good job hahaha. There both leaving o...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 21:51:00 GMT

Old Cunt.

20 now. Feeling wiser. Not really. But shit walks and talks. Uhhh. What's the deal with Japan? Your "researching"? I'm surprised someone up on a murder charged hasn't said "I was researching". Where...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:24:00 GMT

The Cars.

Just a little time warp for y'all. Just What I Needed - The Cars I don't mind you coming hereAnd wasting all my time'Cuz when you're standing oh-so nearI kinda lose my mindIt's not the perfume that yo...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:26:00 GMT

Dear Nova.

Dear Nova. We've had our good times. Shared jokes whilst listening to the array of breakfast teams you've had on, as well as Merrick and Rosso at 5pm each weekday. I especially like the Merrick and Ro...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:26:00 GMT

Clay's Gone Man, That Sucks.

All My Life, I Have Learnt. To Say Goodbye, But It Still Hurts. Are We Defined By What We Hold? And Armor Breaks, And Fire Burns. All The Way, To Lessons Learned. Thoughts Escape, Just Like It Burnt. ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:33:00 GMT

There's A Saying..

Girl Your Giving All Your Cinnamon Away. I'm not one to take a stance on something like this. As I do tend to add to the taking of it, but still man. Self control Ladies and Gents please. You can end ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:26:00 GMT

Sometimes..

Sometimes, I just don't get it. I don't know what I'm supposed to get. Nor why I'm writing this blog. Sometimes, I get a feeling in my chest. Where I read things and don't make sense of the situation....
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 22:31:00 GMT

Yesss.. Yes.. Yesss...

I quite like size 4 font, thankyou. Woop, this things on. Hi! I'm Paul "Lighting" Heath. How yer goin? The middle name of lighting came as a suggestion from a mate when he said what else is on your to...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 21:54:00 GMT