I'd like to meet:
God(s), if there are any, anyone with a brain (better if they are funny and/or interesting). I actually have some interest in meetng everyone, but here are a few names that stick out in my mind: Socrates, Plato, Thomas Aquinas, Blaise Pascal, David Hume, Lao Tsu, Atilla, the Caesars, Sean Connery, and Conor Oberst. Of course, any decent person is certainly worth meeting. Oh, and certainly don't forget Kermit The Frog.