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LoneWolf - SSDD

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


$$$$$ MY FIRST MAJOR TOURNAMENT WIN BITCHES!! $$$$$
If you know how to do Magic Eye's then check this out.
Apparently according to the Death Test I'm going to die on Friday April 27th, 2040. So this is a clock countdown to my death. If you hate me, then surely you will enjoy watching my seconds tick away.
But then of course, that also means YOUR seconds are ticking away! Hahaha OWNED!
My life is rated NC-17!
Your life is rated NC-17!Im just a laid back guy and I don't give a damn about a lot. I'm 5'9'' and i have brown hair and blue/green eyes. I love to play Poker! I'm not very good but i will be you just wait. Other than poker I enjoy playing Counter Strike quite often and talking to people ... Outside of the computer world I enjoy going to movies, bars, amusement parks and to the pool hall. I can be sarcastic a lot and if I'm in the right group of people I can be very mischevious. I get bored easily so I like to do different things to keep my interest.
The magical world of OWNED!

My Interests



Poker as you already know. I enjoy movies cruising around, chilling with my friends, and surfing ... Going to the bar on occassion is also not out of the question :)

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I love Counter Strike. I usually play on Source mostly but sometimes i go back to 1.6.

Take the quiz:
Which WWE superstar are you?

Stone Cold Steve Austin
You are Stone Cold Steve Austin. You dont give a rats ass about anyone or anything except yourself and beer! And thats the Bottom Line, cause Stone Cold said so!

I'd like to meet:



THE ANNOYING SURVEY NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT
YOU
Name: Jason
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Hometown: Granite City/Hagerstown
Birthday: 11/26/83
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue/Green
Shoe Size: 11 1/2
Measurments: Fuck if I know
Build: Big..lol
YOUR RIDE
Year: 00
Make: Ford
Model: Focus
Modifications: AEM Cold Air Intake, Borla Cat-Back Exhaust
Color: Red (for now)
Pimp Rating 1 to 10: 6
PERSONAL SHIT THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Deep Dark Secret: Like I'd tell you
Are You Bi?: Fuck no
Do You Have Both Parents?: Yes
Do You Do Drugs?: Nah
If Yes, What?: N/A
Do You Drink?: Hell yeah
If, Yes, What?: Beam/Coke
Ever Been Arrested?: Nope
What Girls/Boys Are You Into?: All of them just about...I'm gonna regret this answer...
What's A Must?: Long hair
Are You Suicidal?: Nope
Ever Been?: Nope
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Pornstar...Ron Jeremy gives me hope...
What Are You Going To Do Till Then?: Run Carnival Games
RELATIONSHIP CRAP
Which Was Your Worst?: Anna
Which Was Your Best?: Donna
Are You In One Now?: Nah
Are You MADLY In Love?: Nah
Is She/He Good To You?: I SAID NO
Do You Spoil?: WTF?
Are You Spoiled?: Nope
How Hot is She/He?: You don't get it do you?
Had Sex?: dur dur dur!
Where?: Everywhere I can.
FUCKIN' STYLE
What Brands Do You Wear?: South Pole/Shady Ltd.
What's Your Most Expencive?: South Pole Velour suits
What Won't You Wear?: Preppy shit
What Do You Hate?: I hate fake ass people
Got Any Bling?: Just a chain
Price Tag?: $230
Does Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Have Style?: Have you not gotten it yet? Im single right now.
Whats Your Favorite Stores?: eBay LOL
Whats Your Hated Stores?: JC Penney...fuck them...
How Do You Pay?: Credit/Debit card
OTHER SHIT THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT
Are You A Party Animal?: Hell yeah
How Much?: mostly during the summer
Whens Your Worst Hangover?: Mt Pocono (Summer 03")
Got AIDS?: Afraid to check lol j/k..no
Ever Woke Up Next To A "FUGLY"?: Yes I have
Have You Ever Been In A Fight?: Yeah
Do You Fight Dirty?: Only if they do.
Have You Had Your Ass Kicked?: Nope
Did You Get Revenge?: Nope
Are You Getting Sick Of These Questions?: Hell yeah dumbass.
How Do You Want To Die?: Having sex (heart attack)
Do You Think You'll Go To Heven?: If I straighten my shit up
Do You Think Your Attractive?: Not really...but I can be if I put my mind to it.
Would You Ever Cheat?: Nope never have never will.
Take this survey
Show me some luv fuckers! :p

Music:

Eminem,50 Cent, Ludacris, LilJon, YY Twins, Black Eyed Peas, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Limp Bizkit, Green Day, Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Lynard Skynard

Movies:

The Fast & Furious 1/2, Rounders, National Treasure

Heroes:

Me, myself, and I. I am my own hero! Take that Spiderman!
J Joyful
A Arty
S Special
O Orderly
N Nerdy
Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 92%

Kissing Skill Level - 14%

Cudding Skill Level - 36%

Sex Skill Level - 94%

Why They Love You You are wet and wild.
Why They Hate You They can't bend the way you want them to.

This quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 4251363 Times. New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology and Horoscopes
Quite possibly the reason why I am hooked on Quizno's instead of Subway! This ad is pure genius! ..

My Blog

Feb. 15th (International Thats What She Said Day)

Fuck Valentine's Day....this is the real holiday of February (besides Groundhog's Day) where you get to annoy those around you at any opportunity to use the phrase, "That's What She Said".I love The O...
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:59:00 PST

What's the deal with the Ancient Aztec God of BITCH SMACKING?!

Well its quite simple. This is quite possibly one of the funniest flash cartoons I have ever seen. It's part of the Bad Guys series on Newgrounds and its the 2nd in the series. Here is the link belowE...
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

I'm not a traitor/bandwagoner

I LOVE the Cowboys! Win, lose or tie....I will be a fan until I die!I lost a bet so now I must sport a Seattle Seahawk MySpace for a whole week. That was such a heartbreaking loss and I couldn't reall...
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

Another word for..penis..

Theres a lot of words out there that are used in place of the word penis. You may know a lot of them but you don't know most of them! Check them out. #        ...
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:52:00 PST

Cryptogram!

Cryptograms are really simple actually. Its a code where the real letters are substituted with other letters in their place. See if you can complete the cryptogram below.Hint: The letter T = Y (So rep...
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:51:00 PST

No more title of the day

I'm lazy what can I say. There will only be a title from here on out if its really cool or just something I want to remember.
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 06:27:00 PST

Title of the Day 11/2/05 - Pull the String, Take a Drink

I'm not going into too much detail on this one. But it was damn funny!
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:58:00 PST

Title of the Day 11/1/05 - Source

My favorite online game ever is Half-Life. Why? Well because it has Counter Strike and anybody that hasn't heard of it either doesn't know what PC games are or just don't care. Source comes along with...
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:56:00 PST

Title of the Day 10/31/05 - Cheating Death

Wow I was watching Final Destination 2 last night and it just made me stop and think of the times that I have maybe have cheated death. When I was 13 I was in a major wreck in which I swore I had prev...
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:25:00 PST

Title of the Day 11/30/05 - Screwed up Moons!

I already know that today isn't going to amount to anything more memorial than this. As you already know from yesterday I had a blast and was clearly gonna be hung over. But despite all that I had one...
Posted by LoneWolf - SSDD on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 11:56:00 PST