Serve your country! |
The Austumblement Gumballmint is looking for voluntears.
In an announcement to Partyment today:
PM Keaven RuDDer stated that as The Austumblement Gumballmint was going to monitor the Sampanese whalin...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:07:00 GMT |
Harpoon a Polition today! |
Harpoon a Politition, it doesn't matter whether it is an Australian or Japanese Politition.
Harpoon a Politition now while they are in season, and before the quotas met.
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:44:00 GMT |
A New Prime MiniSeries |
...................................................Stand by for programming Changes.....................................................
.....There will be unscheduled interruptions to your regular vie...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:53:00 GMT |
Vote for ME! |
You know you want to!
You know I am the best thing for the planet.
Forget this worn out country.
I can rule the planet.
I can change the face of the planet over night.
The best part about it is I can ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:13:00 GMT |
Howardiknow my pants are down? |
It's understandable, as I have had to LABOUR to stay alive.
It's obvious the the Oztaleeze Libralous COVERNment couldn't give me finance.
It's a fact that the Oztaleeze Libralous COVERNment needs to f...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:30:00 GMT |
Sorry |
Sorry
Well sort of
That is to say, I don't feel bad for lying
I don't feel bad that I said things that made you believe every thing was perfect
I don't feel bad that you in...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:21:00 GMT |
Election Blues (and Humpbacks) |
The FINAL answer to the election, though not a core promise.
Well, more like a suggestion.
At first it seemed that if we named all the whales that travel the The Orcstralian waters...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:06:00 GMT |
Sailors Ahoy |
Hospitals Overboard
Terrorists Overboard
Doctors Overboard
Aboriginals Overboard
Rivers Overboard
Interest Overboard
Credibility Overboard
Justice Overboard
Lies Overboard
Election Overboard...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:28:00 GMT |
MARTIAL LAW |
Stand by for an important Grovelment announcement ....................
Little Johny Howouldiknow is proud to announce .........
"MARTIAL LAW"
&n...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:59:00 GMT |
MySpace Freedom Fighter! |
Bloody Hell!
It never stops!
I was blissfully basking in the glow of self accomplishment after solving the Ockerstalian Gurglements political faux par's, when, BLAM!
We have been invaded!
In any other...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:14:00 GMT |
