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I am the guy with the blank expression on his face. I am the guy who is hurting deep inside but will never tell you about it. I am the guy who feels no pain. I am the guy who will laugh at you if you're funny. I am the guy who will laugh at you because you're stupid. I am the guy who will tell you why I am laughing at you. I am the guy who will laugh at anything. I am the guy who is your friend. I am the guy who is your enemy. I am the guy who is your one-night stand. I am the guy who is yours forever. I am the guy who will leave you and not tell you why. I am the guy who has no musical talent. I am the guy who has many other talents. I am the guy who will not tell you what my talents are. I am the guy who will not talk about you behind your back. I am the guy who will talk about you when you're there. I am they guy who will acknowledge you while I'm talking about you. I am the guy who cannot read your mind. I am the guy who doesn't want to try reading your mind. I am the guy who wants to know what is on your mind. I am the guy who knows a little bit about everything. I am the guy who does not know everything about anything. I am the guy who doesn't care if you hate me. I am the guy who wants you to like me. I am the guy who has miniature people. I am the guy who will set up an appointment for my miniature people to meet with your miniature people while you and I go have a beer. I am the guy who will steal your girlfriend and laugh at you in the process. I am the guy who your mother warned you about. I am the guy you want you mother to meet. I am the guy who will say no when your father invites me to see his gun colleciton. I am the guy who is rich. I am the guy who has no money. I am the guy who will admit when I am wrong. I am the guy who will do anything once. I am the guy with light brown hair and deep blue eyes. I am the guy you love to hate. I am the guy you hate to love. I am the guy you cannot live without.That's me, but that's just scratching the surface... make
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Anyone with a good sense of humor and something intelligent to say.

My Blog

Heavenly Marriage

A boyfriend and girlfriend die, and reach the pearly gates of heaven. They had planned on getting married in life, so they ask St. Peter if they can get married in heaven. St. Peter, puzzled, tells th...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:11:00 GMT

Answer this and I will love you forever!

I swear ... you answer this, and I will! What if...I died from natural causes: I said I liked you:  I kissed you:  I lived next door to you:  I started smoking:  I was hospitaliz...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 18:11:00 GMT

While in Hawaii ...

Please refer to me as: MAULI  LONO                    http://www.blogthings.com/hawaiiannamegenerator/
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I have a sleeping disorder

All right ... here's the deal ... I've seen bulletins here and there asking people what kind of clothing they wear when they sleep.  I've returned these with the same answer every time. See, here...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I know you may be married, but if you weren't ...

I must be really bored ... but why not, you know? It's all in fun. Now fill it out fool! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I'm from Portland, Oregon, originally

Hey all ... I was browsing some profiles last night and found a few in the area where I grew up which looked interesting, so I did friend invites. I've been in Southern California for over eight month...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Good Monday

Wait a minute ... what's good about it? Do any of us really look forward to Mondays (unless you have a schedule where you have the day off)? My job is pretty easy; there are just a lot of things to do...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

(No) White Flag

One day, I might just post something I write in here. I was sitting in my office tonight and heard this. Again, it's exactly how I am feeling at the moment. Dido -- White Flag I know you thi...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Nobody Knows It But Me

I was getting lunch at McDonalds this afternoon and heard this song. It had been a few years since I heard it, but it seems to describe, word for word, how I'm feeling right now. The title is "Nobody ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I Had Dreams

I HAD DREAMS By Christopher Curran I had dreams Of a park bench Of a slight breeze My mind twirled It went haywire Because I knew I held her in my arms So sweet so constant so pure ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT