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Joi Koi

Too much blood has been shed trying to create the perfect rice ball...

About Me

I am a 21 year old 2 time veteran in the Operation Iraqi Freedom war. Before I had to endure that process, my life was going to no where. Confused on what it was my purpose is. I grew into someone more wise, and one who is able to understand the meaning of this so called life. I know what I was born to do. Once I have completed this mission, I shall be one for those who are to look up too. Saving the lifes of countless is what I have to do. You see, in order to get to Valhalla, you must undertake the quest of salvation. few shall make it. I know that for e to get in is nearly unlikely, but I must strive for that of which is needed to save the next life of my future.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

There was this one time Sun and I went to this carnival, and this place was said to be a slaughter house. We decided to check it out. When they closed up the place at night, we hid inside the pop corn maker(smells really bad in there). When we felt the time was right, we jumped out and started investigating. We heard screams of tourture coming from the big tent. Of course we checked it out. We saw two guys tied up and strapped to a bench. One guy was getting needles proded into his stomach and eye sockets. The other guy was getting his feet cut off. We yelled out to get the evil clowns attention. They looked startledly at us. We darted towards the clowns (I hate clowns). My friend took out his katana and sliced two of them with one foul swoop. I on the other hand had a twin blade kodachi. My duel wielding skills were unmatchable. I diced 5 of them before they even knew what happened. All of a sudden, the leaders of the carnaval came to play. There was the ring learder, the strong man, the 4 trapeezests, the gay ass lion tamer (witch I found out was a man dressed as a woman), and the bearded lady. My friend fought the strong man, but was getting over whelmed. I had to take on the dam flying fuckers. I was getting romped. So like any asian person would do in a losing situation, we powered up. I started flying in a rage toward those flaming scrubs, and chopped them into tiny little pieces. My friend wanted to play with his victom. He started slapping him in the face.The strong man got pissed so he merged with the other people, forming a giganting ugly looking piece of shizzle. Apparently they forgot we were asian, and also had that ability. We fused and powered up again. Going into battle with fists a blazing and rage thrashing. They were no match for us. After about 10 minutes of fighting, we delivered our signiture move. The Hiten Kato Pac Oragame Kareoke Fist Thruster (a single straight punch to the face). They all unjoined and ended up on the ground. The police came shortly after. They were thrilled. The chief said "I'm glad these scum buggets are caught. Now the streets are alot safer with out these hulagens running amuck". Those dicks arrested us!!! Heh, damn guilty by associ asian!

I'd like to meet:

The game is snaps. Are you ready? Man you got to get this. Snap snap.

Music:

Don't fuck with a geek, just cause hes got a gift. You get in my way bitch you get a Vulcan neck pinch. One night I didn't go to sleep. Stayed up playing risk. At dawn I won the global dominance, but in th ehallway it's completely differat shit. I can't get my lockers open and my pens are allways split. Can't seem to catch a ride. Can't ever get a date, but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I'm great. Prom night bites. Pre-Modonas prevail. While I'm at home reciting lines from the Holy grail. Stuffed nose and the swollen glands. Never been kissed. Never been on hands. Just bust my biscuits over Brittney in a bubble bath. Darth Vader with inhaler incase my lungs colapse. the dragon died from a heart attack. You may advance and I'll upgrade your armor class. Being a geek, it aint so bad. I can't get laid, but I got japaname stashed, and a mind jam packed with Sci-fy facts. Dreadnaughts rock. Dinobots kick ass. Stop picking on me, because I'm a geek. I'm strange to you. Your strange to me. Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat. Your brains on the wall. My face... My face on T.V.

Movies:

Ah yes. Movies can be quite relaxing. Just sitting on the couch, wraped in a blanket right after a nice refreshing bath. Perhaps eating a treat well deserved from a long days work. Getting lost in the world of fantasy. Of coarse you see and intake the pictures. But randomly finding your self drifting into limbo, imagining you into the work of art created by the differant minds of the world.Haaaaaa.

Television:

oooo, now there's a subject that can be stimulating to the senses. No matter where you are, what your doing. From sitting around from boardom. To excercising at the gym. Television ingulfs our time, making time flow to seem faster than normal. Occasionally you get those rather uninteresting shows, well I mean not appealing to you of coarse. It's a nice way to bring fold a conversation about what has been seen, or about to be seen.

Books:

Books are the devil, and TV sends out information twice as fast.

Heroes:

Pretty Heros care so much about you as long as they get paid, but selfless choices come from inner voices. Not from the media state!

My Blog

The inner me

hmmm... Well, I've been going into deep thought these last couple decades. And I still do not know where it is I'm going, or what it is I'm missing. All the signs seem to be hidden from my path, and t...
Posted by Joi Koi on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

Me

Me... well the dictionary describes me as, Pronoun the objective case of I. Meaning you would use me inplace of I. Now when I say "me" I don't mean use ME i mean use the word me and when i say inplace...
Posted by Joi Koi on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:39:00 PST

Others

When two people get involved with each other, one must understand that they cannot overwhealm the other with the other. So when the other does that to the other, the other feels they are becoming the ...
Posted by Joi Koi on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:58:00 PST

Life's embodiment

We only exist through others actions and become nonexitant through others actions. If we can control these actions, we control our exitance.
Posted by Joi Koi on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:43:00 PST

Proverb

A wise man once said "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza".
Posted by Joi Koi on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:38:00 PST